Last night’s new movie The Choking Game was all about the latest way teenagers have found to be stupid. Don’t underestimate them; they always find a way. More
Where would I be without Lifetime teens? I’d probably be either dead or in prison or in an unhappy polygamist marriage. Thanks, kids. More
The only way it could be more obvious what the movie’s about is if it were called Pregnant Amish or I’m An Amish Girl Who Had Sex With A Non-Amish Boy And Now I’m Carrying His Baby. Except it took way too long for the movie to get to that. More
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love Lifetime movies about teenagers. More
Seriously, don’t go on vacation. Just stay in and order a pizza. More
This is a movie about a girl who kills her daddy. So it would seem the title wasn’t just picked out of a hat. It is a bit misleading, though, since the girl doesn’t do the daddy-killing directly. She does, however, do it to the tune of the most literal soundtrack in Lifetime movie history. More
I spent most of the movie going “Ick, no,” which I’d say is a mark of success for a movie with this subject matter. And most importantly, Mr. Goldwyn was very good at being a creeper. More
If reincarnation exists, I’ve got my fingers crossed I don’t come back next time as a Lifetime movie baby, because in that case I’m definitely screwed. More
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This week’s Lifetime movie had two completely separate personalities, and I couldn’t decide which one I was supposed to focus my attention on. One of those personalities was a pretty compelling family drama about dealing with grief. And the other one was the campy story of a creepy stalker who puts ladies’ toothbrushes in his mouth. More
Unfortunately, despite the TV-MA rating and the constant reminders that “viewer discretion is advised,” this movie was one of the least sexy things I’ve ever watched. The package of cheese crackers I ate while watching was more arousing. I’m guessing that it was rated MA simply because they use the word “panties” more than once. And I agree, that word should always come with a warning. More
Last night I watched Lifetime movie Petals on the Wind, and now I need an adult. More
Lifetime movies love to throw a twist at you. They love it almost as much as they love single moms, parking garages and the age 17. More
Last night Lifetime aired Return to Zero, a movie unlike anything I’ve ever watched on the network before, and I found it really refreshing. It would have been more fun to watch, and definitely more fun to write about, had it been a campfest full of twists and turns, but I have to give the network credit for showing something different. More