If you’ve been losing sleep and alienating your loved ones over your anxiety for the premiere of The Unauthorized Story of Saved by the Bell, then I’ve got some good news for you. More
Naturally I’m freaking the Ms. Bliss out about the Lifetime movie that promises to show us what went on behind the scenes of the hit show More
Last night’s new movie The Choking Game was all about the latest way teenagers have found to be stupid. Don’t underestimate them; they always find a way. More
Where would I be without Lifetime teens? I’d probably be either dead or in prison or in an unhappy polygamist marriage. Thanks, kids. More
The only way it could be more obvious what the movie’s about is if it were called Pregnant Amish or I’m An Amish Girl Who Had Sex With A Non-Amish Boy And Now I’m Carrying His Baby. Except it took way too long for the movie to get to that. More
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love Lifetime movies about teenagers. More
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This is a movie about a girl who kills her daddy. So it would seem the title wasn’t just picked out of a hat. It is a bit misleading, though, since the girl doesn’t do the daddy-killing directly. She does, however, do it to the tune of the most literal soundtrack in Lifetime movie history. More
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If reincarnation exists, I’ve got my fingers crossed I don’t come back next time as a Lifetime movie baby, because in that case I’m definitely screwed. More
This week’s Lifetime movie had two completely separate personalities, and I couldn’t decide which one I was supposed to focus my attention on. One of those personalities was a pretty compelling family drama about dealing with grief. And the other one was the campy story of a creepy stalker who puts ladies’ toothbrushes in his mouth. More
Unfortunately, despite the TV-MA rating and the constant reminders that “viewer discretion is advised,” this movie was one of the least sexy things I’ve ever watched. The package of cheese crackers I ate while watching was more arousing. I’m guessing that it was rated MA simply because they use the word “panties” more than once. And I agree, that word should always come with a warning. More
Last night I watched Lifetime movie Petals on the Wind, and now I need an adult. More