I had high hopes for Death Clique to break the recent trend of boring and/or annoying Lifetime movies. It has “death” in the title, for one, which is never a bad sign (except for the characters). But most importantly, it’s about teenagers. More
Topic: Lifetime movies
What do you call it when something’s the opposite of fun? Oh right, you call it Lifetime movie The Trials of Cate McCall. More
I had high hopes for the new Lifetime movie Zoe Gone. For one, I usually love Lifetime’s teen movies. For two, the promo for the movie included a lot of crazy yelling. And for three, my onscreen guide described it as a story about a teen mom who loses her baby when she’s too busy reading text messages. Boy was I wrong. More
I need to start this post by revealing that I spent most of the two hours it took to watch the new Lifetime movie Sorority Surrogate giggling to myself. Of course, I had started giggling as soon as I read the plot description. I don’t know what it was about this production that really tickled my funny bone, but I’m not complaining. More
The new Lifetime movie The Grim Sleeper wasn’t bad… for a Lifetime movie. Okay, maybe that was way harsh, Tai. It wasn’t bad, period. But it also wasn’t anything spectacular. More
Turns out a lot of those seemingly innocent plots bear a striking resemblance to the cheesy Saturday night fare Lifetime airs each week. We’ve already talked about what classic novels could double as Lifetime movies, so now it’s time to look at Disney’s output. They’re a lot more sinister/suspenseful/dangerous than you might remember. More
Luckily, even though it’s physically impossible to say anything smart-alecky about a legend like Cicely Tyson, I am able to direct the cutting remarks at myself and how emotional I got while watching this movie. Therefore I thought I’d just list the most heart-wrenching moments of my viewing experience, in chronological order, and rate them according to my emotional reaction. More
Last night’s Lifetime movie Happy Face Killer was “inspired by true events.” Lucky for Lifetime, those true events were already pretty clichéd, so they didn’t have to stretch the truth too far. More
We all know Lifetime movies like to warn against the evils of the Internet. But this one isn’t as black and white, because while the Internet is used by bad guys to make their crimes possible, it’s also used by good guys to solve those crimes. WHICH IS IT, LIFETIME?! More
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When I first learned that this week’s new Lifetime movie would be called The Good Mistress, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. Now that I’ve watched the movie, I’m still not quite sure what the title is supposed to mean, but I do know one thing — Lifetime doesn’t want us to trust anyone. As in, no one. Ever. Nada. Zilch. More
According to Lifetime, if you meet someone online, whether it be a boy or a girl or a wife or a husband, your life will unravel. More
You’ll find ten pairs of Lifetime movie titles with similar themes. One of them is an actual title of an actual Lifetime movie. One of them is totally made-up but will probably be real within the next couple of years. Your task is to choose which one is the real Lifetime movie title. More
The following conversation is how I imagine the new Lifetime movie The Gabby Douglas Story got made. More
If you were to transcribe the new Lifetime movie Lizzie Borden Took An Ax, no matter what utensil you used, your hand would just involuntarily write MUAHAHAHA over and over again for page after page. Oh, except in the middle you would just write ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, because that was when all the dull courtroom drama happened. So it was an evil drawn-out cackle with a nap in the middle. More