Topic: Lifetime movies

The 2014 Events That Should Be 2015 Lifetime Movies

The 2014 Events That Should Be 2015 Lifetime Movies

Since I know Lifetime execs read my posts religiously (I’m assuming), I decided to once again save them the time of brainstorming ideas for next years’ movies and just give them a bunch of scandals and interesting events from this year that would fit right in on their network. You might think it’s “too soon,” but Lifetime isn’t familiar with that phrase, so it won’t be problem for them. More »

Lifetime’s High School Possession Features Zero High School Possessions, Several Dumbasses

Lifetime's High School Possession Features Zero High School Possessions, Several Dumbasses

When I heard that last night’s Lifetime movie was called High School Possession, I thought it would be about… well, a high school possession. You know, as in a high school student being possessed by a demon who makes her talk like a scary man and spew pea soup and turn her head around 360 degrees. And then I could make a bunch of jokes like, “Teenagers acting like demons? What else is new, am I right? Badum bum.” More »