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Leave it to Lifetime to give us the perfect movie treat on Mother’s Day Eve. You might have been thinking flowers or heartfelt card would be the best Mother’s Day celebration out there. But nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” quite like last night’s Lifetime movie Dangerous Intuition, and if you watched it you know why. More
In case you were staying up nights biting your fingernails to the nub and rewatching The Surrogate on a loop, wondering when Lifetime would get going on their inevitable movie about newly convicted murderer Jodi Arias, have no fear. It’s already filming, two days after the conviction, and you can watch it next month. That’s right, next month. More
Lifetime characters continued to make terrible decisions in this week’s A Sister’s Revenge. Not to be confused with A Mother’s Rage. Or A Nanny’s Revenge, which, it turns out, also starred this week’s leading man. Lifetime movies are becoming almost as exclusive as a Joss Whedon project. More
Call me crazy, but I would have liked the new star-studded Lifetime movie Call Me Crazy: A Five Film more if it had been A One Film. Tackling the complex topic of mental illness in a single feature film is hard enough; tackling it in five short vignettes is an especially tall order, no matter how many Oscar-winners you have in your cast. More
If you’re showing me a pilot in the guise of a TV movie, it should be complete enough to actually feel like a stand-alone film. And it should also be good enough to get me to watch a TV series with the same characters and tone. And Stalkers didn’t do either of those things for me. More
Why am I so dizzy? Was I just whipping my hair back and forth again? No, I don’t think that was it. It must have been all the twists and turns I just experienced watching the new Lifetime movie A Mother’s Rage. Not to be confused with last year’s A Mother’s Nightmare or next year’s A Mother’s Ennui. That one hasn’t been confirmed yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s on the schedule. More
Ah, high school. A time of making memories, coming of age, preparing for adulthood, and getting framed for murder by your crazy English teacher. At least, according to Lifetime. The network really knows how to make high school look like a hellish place where sex leads to horrible, horrible consequences. This week’s movie Dirty Teacher was no exception. And before you ask, no, that’s not the one with Cameron Diaz. More
Lifetime is continuing its tradition of unnecessary remakes and biopics with its upcoming movie Ring of Fire, about June Carter Cash and Johnny Cash. You might remember another movie about those people a few years ago that was named after another Johnny Cash song. What was it called again? Run the Curve? Oh, wait, it was Walk the Line. More
An onscreen message informed viewers that some names had been changed and parts of the story were “fictionalized.” At which point I did twenty double takes in a row before uttering a Porky Pig-style “Wh-wh-wh-wh-whaaat?” I must have been on the wrong channel, right? More
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The flaw that keeps Restless Virgins in Lifetime purgatory is that it promises Gossip Girlian scheming and nonstop scandal, but then it’s an hour into the movie and you’re saying to yourself, “When is all this controversy going to start happening?” More
The new Lifetime movie The Surrogate premiered last night. Please tell me you were watching. If you were, we should all get together for a support group. Do Sunday evenings work for you guys? I’m flexible. Bring doughnuts. Everyone should just bring doughnuts. We’ll need them. More
I’m not a religious person, and I’ve never read the Bible cover to cover in one night like Dave on Gilmore Girls. But I know that I will never agree with or understand the Parable of the Prodigal Son. More
You guys, I think I might have witnessed the second coming of Jesus Christ in the new Lifetime movie Twist of Faith. Or at least that’s who Lifetime was trying to tell me he was. More
This weekend Lifetime aired the first of three new films premiering on the network this February in honor of Black History Month. The movie, titled Betty & Coretta, starred Angela Bassett and Mary J. Blige as Coretta Scott King and Betty Shabazz, the wives of civil rights leaders Martin Luther King, Jr., and Malcolm X, respectively. This is a good example of a story that’s worth telling being told by the wrong people. More
