Topic: LGBTQ

Michelle Rodriguez Is Finally Ready To Tell You What She Does With Her Vagina

Michelle Rodriguez Is Finally Ready To Tell You What She Does With Her Vagina

After years of keeping her vagina out of the limelight, staying private about its likes and dislikes and hobbies and whatnot, Michelle Rodriguez is finally ready to share some intimate details. She’s denied for a long time that she’s anything but straight, but in a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, she gets a little more clear about her stance on peens versus vees. More »

Benedict Cumberbatch Officiates A Gay Wedding — Curing Cancer Is Next

Benedict Cumberbatch Officiates A Gay Wedding -- Curing Cancer Is Next

I wonder what Benedict Cumberbatch thinks to himself when he wakes up every morning. A lesser man who is as popular and lusted-after as Benedict would probably say to himself, “Self, how can I one-up myself today? Seventy-five percent of the world’s population is in love with me, so how might I entrap the remaining twenty-five percent?” But that’s not the kind of guy Benedict is, y’know? More »

Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives Me An Equality Boner

Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives Me An Equality Boner

Y’know, for a nineteen-year old famous kid, Harry Styles has it together pretty hard. I think I recall comparing him to Justin Bieber five hundred to a thousand times in the past, but it’s becoming more and more clear to me that Harry is the vastly preferable of the two. I both regret and rescind those statements, and I hope you’ll accept my apologies. This is the first mistake I’ve ever made, obviously, so I hope you can show a little empathy. More »