Topic: Laura Turner Garrison

The Celebrities That Crushable Contributors Are Dating In Their Dreams

The Celebrities That Crushable Contributors Are Dating In Their Dreams

I used to date Bill Hader. He’s hilarious and everything, but ultimately we broke up because he realized that I was actually in love with his Saturday Night Live character, Stefon, and not with him. Though my relationship with Billfon only lasted a few minutes, those were a great couple of minutes. But I woke up to find that Billfon was gone and my actual boyfriend, who would be upset if I left him for Bill Hader but would probably want to come along if I left him for Stefon, was there. More »