Topic: Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner And Jaden Smith Went On A Date In A Successful Attempt To Blow My Mind

Two worlds that I keep in separate portions of my brain just collided, because Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith went on a date. Kylie I keep in the reality TV, fame-loving family portion, with her big-butted, heavily made-up, and usually pregnant half-sisters, and Jaden I keep on the other side, with his hair-flipping sister and his legitimately-famous-for-more-than-a-reality-show-and-a-sex-tape parents. And never the twain shall meet…until now. More »

Who Wants To Place Bets On Whether Kris Jenner Started This Kylie Jenner Paternity Rumor?

There’s a new rumor in the always-turning Kardashian Family Rumor Mill today. (It’s like a shark; if it stops moving it dies.) But this time the world did a double take when they realized it was about someone with the name Jenner. More »

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Might Be The Smartest Girls In The World

For a while I thought Kendall and Kylie Jenner were spoiled brats who reaped the benefits of their sister’s hard work and their mother’s undying love (for money). I’m probably right, but I think I may have underestimated them. Both girls have successful modeling careers, their own O.P.I nail polish, a book in the works, and jobs at Seventeen Magazine, while their sisters do all the hard work. These girls aren’t lucky…they’re geniuses. More »

Kylie Jenner Is Only 15 And She’s Already Accomplished More Than You

Happy birthday to Kardashian clan member Kylie Jenner, who is 15-years old today and has already accomplished far more than you ever will. More »

Bring On The Apocalypse : Kris Jenner Keeps Track Of Her Children Via Google Alerts

Of course she tracks her children via Google Alerts. Why wouldn’t she? I guess her children are stalked to the point that it’s an option, so she might as well take advantage. Or she could take a step back from the fame game and realize that the fact she’s even able to do this is INSANE. More »

Watch This Kardashian Family Music Video And Tell Me Why It Exists

I was blissfully unaware of this fact until mere moments ago when I unearthed this tragedy on the internet, but apparently the Kardashian Family makes periodic music videos in which they lip-sync…sorta…to popular songs. By which I mean out of all of the various and sundry Kardashians who appear in this video, maybe Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian actually know the song “Hypnotize”, by The Notorious B.I.G., which they’re dancing to. More »

The 3 Golden Sisters On Fifty Shades Of Grey, John Travolta, And More Pop Culture Stories

We spent an hour chatting with the 3 Golden Sisters (Josie, Mary, and Teresa) about last week’s hot pop culture stories, from John Travolta getting sued by gay masseurs to Kim Kardashian‘s fauxmance with Kanye West. And of course we had to ask them what they thought of Fifty Shades of Grey. More »

Someone (Her Kids) Hacks Kris Jenner’s Twitter, Uses The Platform To Tweet About Sharts

Those following Kris Jenner‘s twitter closely (WHY?) might have noticed some uncharacteristically gross tweets coming from her last night, and I don’t mean “gross” in the attention-whoring way that she is usually gross. I mean gross like poop. More »

Kendall And Kylie Jenner Took That Seventeen Magazine Job You Wanted

Why did Seventeen hire Kendall and Kylie Jenner as their “West Coast fashion contributors” instead of non-famous, more deserving young women? We already know the answer, but it sucks all the same. More »

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Behold: The Weirdest Jenner Family Portrait You’ll See Today

While I have no doubt that Kris Jenner’s children would be the Honey Boo Boo Children of the world if she had had that opportunity in the ’90s, she never actually got a chance for her children to participate. But it’s never too late to get freaky, is it? More »

Crush Links: Oscars Wrap-Up And Celebs Rocking Fake Mustaches

• The Stir got to cover the Oscars—first, check out one mom’s search for an appropriate red carpet dress that doesn’t require hooker heels. (The Stir)

• Mark Wahlberg claims he has a friend at PriceWaterhouseCoopers who told him all the Oscar winners ahead of time… and he got The Artist/Jean Dujardin right, not to mention Christopher Plummer‘s win. (Have U Heard)

• Residents of Bucklebery, England, accuse Kate Middleton‘s new royal status as creating more crime in the small elite neighborhood. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are the latest celebrities to clown around wearing fake mustaches. (Celebuzz)

• Whitney Houston‘s final resting place is apparently a prime target for grave robbers. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Check out what dresses celebrities changed into for Elton John‘s after party. (Have U Heard)

• Lainey Gossip calls this year’s Oscars a “palate cleanser” from last year’s James Franco/Anne Hathaway disaster, but she has another young person in mind for host. (Lainey Gossip)

Explain To Me Why Kylie Jenner’s Joke About Khloe’s ‘Real’ Dad Was Funny

Yesterday afternoon Kylie Jenner tweeted out a photo of her sister Khole Kardashian with her “real” father. The photo featured Khloe Kardashian posing with Kris Jenner’s hairdresser Alex Roldan. After the Internet had a minor heart attack, Kylie followed up with the fact that the tweet was just a joke. But is a joke about an ongoing and probably very sensitive family rumor that is very possibly true really that funny? More »

Here’s That Kardashian Christmas Card You Didn’t Ask For

Merry Christmas, from a Dentyne Ice ad. More »

Kris Jenner Sets Up Kylie and Kendall To Design More Kardashian Rip-Offs

If you needed more proof that Momager from hell Kris Jenner is unstoppable, look no further than her two youngest spawn, Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Despite the fact that she is still putting out fires for Kim Kardashian (fake wedding, failed marriage ) Kris is going to carry on the best way she knows how—by continuing to exploit her children. More »

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