Topic: Kristen Stewart

2013′s Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

2013's Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

I know you’ve all been stressing about what to get me for Christmas, so I wanted to set your minds at ease and tell you what it is I really want: more celebrity fakelationships. There’s nothing I love more in the whole world than a coupla famous people platonically snuggling up to each other in hopes that the internet buys it, so here’s hoping that publicists work just as hard in 2014 as they did in 2013. More »

Kristen Stewart Either Got The Crappiest Tattoos Ever, Or Still Draws On Herself In Pen

Kristen Stewart Either Got The Crappiest Tattoos Ever, Or Still Draws On Herself In Pen

If I know one thing about Kristen Stewart, it’s that she loves nothing more than keeping me guessing. She can pretend as much as she wants that she doesn’t care what I think, and that she scorns the attentions of the media, but if that were true, would she really walk around with new tattoos and make me guess which of them were real and which of them were fake? I don’t ‘think so. More »