Topic: Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart Either Got The Crappiest Tattoos Ever, Or Still Draws On Herself In Pen

Kristen Stewart Either Got The Crappiest Tattoos Ever, Or Still Draws On Herself In Pen

If I know one thing about Kristen Stewart, it’s that she loves nothing more than keeping me guessing. She can pretend as much as she wants that she doesn’t care what I think, and that she scorns the attentions of the media, but if that were true, would she really walk around with new tattoos and make me guess which of them were real and which of them were fake? I don’t ‘think so. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

The nice thing about celebrity couples filming together is that it preserves the state of a relationship when it was in its glory days. Since Hollywood relationships tend to end much more quickly than regular ones, it’s nice to have a portrait of better times, neatly presented in a two-hour-ish package, complete with flattering lighting, hilariously dated costumes, and ideally, an intriguing storyline. More »

12 Unbelievable Celebrity Rumors That Just Won’t Go Away

12 Unbelievable Celebrity Rumors That Just Wonât Go Away

I live in a dangerous world over here in Bloggytown, that I’m not sure all of you are aware of. It’s a little village right between Rumorville and Confirmation City, and you have to be very alert while wandering its streets. But some stories just keep swirling around, whether or not you can confirm or deny them, so here’s a list of twelve of the biggest ones. ALLEGEDLY. More »

Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Bother With Acting, Just Trying Not To Get ‘Squashed’ Out There

Kristen Stewart Doesn't Bother With Acting, Just Trying Not To Get 'Squashed' Out There

I’m just thinking back over the canon of Kristen Stewart quotes that I’m aware of, and now that I really put my mind to it, I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard her even imply that she might possibly maybe enjoy acting. She doesn’t enjoy being famous, she doesn’t enjoy having her picture taken, or dressing up, or dancing, or smiling, or having her privacy invaded…why does this girl keep taking movie roles? More »

10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up

10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up

You know that saying, ‘sometimes a whole is greater than the sum of its parts’? Well, sometimes that means peanut butter is delicious and jelly is delicious, but PB&J is extra delicious, which is great. But some other times it means there are two famous people who aren’t quite taking it to the next level, but suddenly with their powers combined, they’re one of those elusive beasts, the celebrity power couple, and they become unstoppable.
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Kristen Stewart Enrolls At UCLA — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Textbooks

Kristen Stewart Enrolls At UCLA -- Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Textbooks

Everybody hold onto your most prized college possessions, be they your teaching assistants, foosball table, or science textbooks, because Kristen Stewart is about to be unleashed on a campus near you. Yeah that’s right, guys, K-Stew is going back to school, and what better place to do it than Los Angeles? A nice sunny locale perfectly suited for the twin goals of studying and homewrecking. More »