Topic: Kris Jenner

Kim Kardashian Says There Are Normal K Names On Her Baby List, Like Ksarah and Kashley

Obviously her womb tenant came up in conversation and obviously Jay’s like “soooooo thinking of any K names?” More »

Kendall Jenner May Not Be A Kardashian, But She Sure Confuses Me Like One

Well, they’ve done it again. The Kardashian family has yet again lured me into their web of tangled contradictions. This time it’s Kendall Jenner leading the charge, who, even though she’s not a full Kardashian, still knows her way around a publicity stunt, so don’t get it twisted. More »

Kanye West Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. More »

In The Mystery Of ‘Who Leaked The Kris Jenner Sex Tape’, I Suspect Kris Jenner

Someone is shopping around a Kris Jenner sex tape, and if it’s anyone other than Kris Jenner herself, I will eat Kim Kardashian‘s weave. More »

Rob Kardashian Realizes His Mom Only Cares About Babies, Fakes His Own Pregnancy

I don’t know if you guys know this about Rob Kardashian, but he has a brazen female personality, Krebecca (kind of like Beyonce has Sasha Fierce), and when he’s feeling particularly neglected by the media and/or Kris Jenner, Krebecca she tends to come out and get a little sassy in her demands for attention. And right now…she is faking a pregnancy. More »

Kylie Jenner And Jaden Smith Went On A Date In A Successful Attempt To Blow My Mind

Two worlds that I keep in separate portions of my brain just collided, because Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith went on a date. Kylie I keep in the reality TV, fame-loving family portion, with her big-butted, heavily made-up, and usually pregnant half-sisters, and Jaden I keep on the other side, with his hair-flipping sister and his legitimately-famous-for-more-than-a-reality-show-and-a-sex-tape parents. And never the twain shall meet…until now. More »

Kim Kardashian Now Just Mere Days Away From Morbid Obesity

Medical experts now say she’s just one frozen yogurt away from turning into a human blob. Just one. And that’s without toppings. God help her if she dares to even reach for those sprinkles More »

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: I’m Team Bruce

Keeping up with the tradition of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami being driven by really random plot lines (i.e. episode 3: breast milk theft), last night’s episode was about dragon boat racing. More »

Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Trying Way Too Hard To Convince Us They’re Having Sex

Hey Khlo, Lamar. It’s okay to be taking a sexatus,, just be honest with us about it. More »

What We're Reading:

As If We Needed An Official Psychological Evaluation To Tell Us That Kris Jenner Is In Love With Herself

Open your eyes doc. More »

Who Wants To Place Bets On Whether Kris Jenner Started This Kylie Jenner Paternity Rumor?

There’s a new rumor in the always-turning Kardashian Family Rumor Mill today. (It’s like a shark; if it stops moving it dies.) But this time the world did a double take when they realized it was about someone with the name Jenner. More »

Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant, Hovercraft Kris Jenner Already On The Case

The day has finally arrived — Khloe Kardashian is pregnant. Just don’t tell Kris Jenner or Kanye West because the first one will try to sell its sex tape and the second one will storm it onstage at the Grammys. Yes, before it’s even born. More »

Well This Is Terrible: Kris Jenner Accused Of Child Abuse And (Even More) Adultery

She’s never been our most favorite person, but these new allegations about Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian Family, are especially disturbing. According to entries from ex-husband Robert Kardashian‘s newly-released diary, Kris abused her children, once saying she wanted to kill Kim, and committed frequent adultery. More »

Kim Kardashian Says Her Baby’s Name Will Remain A Secret, The World Does A Spit Take

Oh no! It looks like Kim Kardashian completely forgot what she does for a living. More »

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