• The X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos, was busted by police for supplying her friend with class-A drugs. X Factor judges must double as drug dealers. (Celeb dirty laundry)
• Apparently Bruce Jenner is moving into the garage. I guess to make more space for Kris Jenner’s massive ego or Kim’s lady parts. (Hollywood hiccups)
• If we didn’t already feel self-conscious about ourselves. Here’s a reminder of how inadequate we are compared to Gisele Bundchen’s nude body for her Italian Vogue shoot. (Celebuzz)
• Kris Jenner is trying to be the next Ellen DeGeneres or is it Dr. Phil? Regardless, we would never take her advice, unless she copies Chelsea Lately and hires an identical Chuy. (ET Online)
• Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom driving any vehicle is terrifying in itself, but an intoxicated Farrah behind the wheel of a car? I hope there wasn’t a car seat in the back for little Sophia. (The Stir)
• Kate looks adorably precious in her pregnant get-up on the way to Westminster Abbey. I never thought I’d be jealous of a pregnant woman, but who isn’t envious of a princess? (Have u Heard)
• Strippers and babies don’t mix, but we have to make an exception for Magic Mike star, Channing Tatum. He and Jenna just named their new baby! (Lainey gossip)
• Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, claims Kim Kardashian cheated on her ex-boyfriend from three decades ago. Nobody even remembers Kim and Reggie were a “thing” besides Myla. (Celeb dirty laundry)
(Photo:Felipe Ramales,PacificCoastNews.)