Topic: Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner Might Get Divorced For Ratings, How Many Ways Can I Say ‘Duh’?

Kris Jenner Might Get Divorced For Ratings, How Many Ways Can I Say 'Duh'?

The Kardashians and their spin-off the Jenners are a rare breed of celebrity. And I’m not just referring to the fact that they’re famous for a little-heard-of talent called “nothing.” I’m also referring to the fact that I can hear pretty much any rumor about them and go, “Yep. That sounds about right.” You’d be hard up to find a rumor about them that I wouldn’t go along with. More »

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: The Jenners Are Taking Over And Brody Jenner Is Leading The Charge

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: The Jenners Are Taking Over And Brody Jenner Is Leading The Charge

While watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians this week, I realized that the Jenner family is totally plotting to takeover the Kardashian empire, starting with the family’s beloved reality show. And this week, the Jenner’s definitely won the air-time battle, with Brody Jenner’s father-son drama with Bruce totally taking center stage. More »

Crush Links: Kris Jenner Will Star in New Talk Show, Every Kardashian Will Most Likely Be Involved

Crush Links: Kris Jenner Will Star in New Talk Show, Every Kardashian Will Most Likely Be Involved

The X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos, was busted by police for supplying her friend with class-A drugs. X Factor judges must double as drug dealers. (Celeb dirty laundry)

• Apparently Bruce Jenner is moving into the garage. I guess to make more space for Kris Jenner’s massive ego or Kim’s lady parts. (Hollywood hiccups)

• If we didn’t already feel self-conscious about ourselves. Here’s a reminder of how inadequate we are compared to Gisele Bundchen’s nude body for her Italian Vogue shoot. (Celebuzz)

• Kris Jenner is trying to be the next Ellen DeGeneres or is it Dr. Phil? Regardless, we would never take her advice, unless she copies Chelsea Lately and hires an identical Chuy. (ET Online)

• Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom driving any vehicle is terrifying in itself, but an intoxicated Farrah behind the wheel of a car? I hope there wasn’t a car seat in the back for little Sophia. (The Stir)

• Kate looks adorably precious in her pregnant get-up on the way to Westminster Abbey. I never thought I’d be jealous of a pregnant woman, but who isn’t envious of a princess? (Have u Heard)

• Strippers and babies don’t mix, but we have to make an exception for Magic Mike star, Channing Tatum. He and Jenna just named their new baby! (Lainey gossip)

• Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, claims Kim Kardashian cheated on her ex-boyfriend from three decades ago. Nobody even remembers Kim and Reggie were a “thing” besides Myla. (Celeb dirty laundry)

(Photo:Felipe Ramales,PacificCoastNews.)

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 8 Trailer Is Here, And We’re All To Blame

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 8 Trailer Is Here, And We're All To Blame

It’s finally here, everybody! The teaser trailer for season 8 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! is out. That’s right. We’ve allowed this to go on for eight whole seasons. I’m to blame. You’re to blame. We’re all to blame. Just like we all scream for ice cream, we’re all at fault for allowing season 8 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians to exist. And OMG you guys, I’m so excited for this season to start! More »

The Kardashian Girls Are Suing Their Stepmom…And I Can’t Say I Blame Them

The Kardashian Girls Are Suing Their Stepmom...And I Can't Say I Blame Them

This isn’t something I say every day, so don’t blink while I’m saying it…because if you miss it, I can’t say when you’ll next get the chance to hear me say it again: I agree with the Kardashian family. Or one branch of them, anyway. No, shhh! I’ll explain. Just don’t interrupt me while I’m telling you why, because I might give up and go back to my normal snarky opinions. More »