Topic: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami

Khloe Kardashian Talks Fertility Issues, Should Teach ‘Refreshing Honesty’ Lessons

Khloe Kardashian Talks Fertility Issues, Should Teach 'Refreshing Honesty' Lessons

I’m starting to think that Khloe Kardashian might not be a real Kardashian, because the way she goes about her life doesn’t make my skin krawl in that particular Kardashian way. Instead of over-sharing like her mom and sisters sisters, Khloe seems to have somehow discovered how to keep things to herself and then revealing them in a natural, appropriate way. More »

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

After last weeks’ vampire facial and a few weeks ago’s breast milk extravaganza, I didn’t think Kourtney and Kim Take Miami could get much grosser. I didn’t think it could get grosser for one, because I don’t spend my time thinking about possible disgusting things for Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian to do; and two, because even if I did try, my mind would never, ever, ever (like ever) come up with this weeks ew! moment: a benefits of pineapple juice competition, to put it nicely. More »

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn’t The Weirdest Part

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn't The Weirdest Part

Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami began with Kim Kardashian getting a “blood facial” at… well, some sort of weird doctor’s office that gives blood facials. They take a sample of your blood and then spin it to remove the plasma and then shoot that into your face in a series of tiny injections that make it appear that your whole face is bleeding. And that was all before the title sequence! More »