Topic: Kimye

Kanye Will Make A ‘Cameo’ At Kim’s Baby Shower, But Can We Not Call It That?

There are very few things in life that make me more uncomfortable than the relationship between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Maybe they’re really happy together, but I keep getting such a disinterested vibe from Kanye that it’s making me empathize really strongly with Kim, which is not a feeling I’m used to. More »

Kim’s Front Gate Hit Kanye’s Car On The Way Into Her House — What Does It All Mean?!

If you’re disturbed by all the hubbub about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby basically serving as a tiny clock counting down the minutes until they break up, this latest news will likely not ease your mind. It just has bad omen written all over it. Either that or faulty front gate wiring. Or both. More »

Kimye Makes A Charitable Offer, Forces Me To Say Nice Things About Them

There’s nothing more horrible in the entire world than when bad celebrities do good things. That’s why I’m having an angina attack reading about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West going out of their way to do something nice for strangers. I’m sorry did I say strangers, because it’s actually it’s worse than that– they did something nice for baby strangers. More »

OMG, Are Kim And Kanye Totes Gonna Be Homeless When Their Baby Is Born?

Omg you guys, hold the phone. Clutch it in your fiery talons and don’t let it go, because I’m getting word from my woodland creature intel that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might actually be homeless when their baby is born. And I know my sources are reliable, too, because literally their only job is to frolick through the forest all day and return to me with juicy tidbits of information. More »

Kanye West Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. More »

Kim Kardashian Has Pregnancy Scare, May Need To Work Out Fewer Than Ten Days A Week

This may shock you, but the lifestyle of a reality star like Kim Kardashian is somehow not the most conducive to the lifestyle of also being pregnant. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: PETA For Trying To Ride On Kim Kardashian’s Coattails

If we want to know if Kim Kardashian is going to be a good mother, apparently the person to ask is the spokesperson for PETA. Wendy Wenger, spokesperson for the organization and apparently for motherhood in general, bashed Kim’s ability to be a good mother because she wears fur. More »

We’re About To Get Up Close And Personal With Kim Kardashian’s Uterus, Ya’ll

Savor this breath of air in your lungs right now, guys, because this is that moment when we all get to privately exult in the beautiful karmic retribution that is Kim Kardashian‘s life. More »

Kim Kardashian Says She Finally Knows The Value Of Privacy And Also Liar Liar Pants On Fire

If you happen to follow the life and times of Kim Kardashian on Twitter, Instagram and E!, then you know there’s no one more modest or private in Celebrity-Land. She’s so good about keeping a low profile and staying off of everyone’s radar, I really think a lot of other celebrities could learn from her. More »

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Now That Kim Kardashian Wants To Wear Clothes, Clothes Don’t Want To Wear Her

According to famed stylist Nicola Formicetti, Kim Kardashian is a victim of ‘fashion snobbery’ because designers don’t want to lend her clothing to wear on fashion shoots. Okay but maybe they just thought she’d be more comfortable naked, since that’s how she got famous in the first place. Ayoooo! More »

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