Topic: Kim Kardashian

God Bless Ellen For Giving Us The Christmas Card That The Kardashians Won’t

God Bless Ellen For Giving Us The Christmas Card That The Kardashians Won't

I thought I’d already experienced all the different ways that the Kardashian Family could let me down, but that was before they announced that they wouldn’t be releasing a Christmas card this year. WHAT. How am I supposed to make it through to New Years if I don’t have that pop culture relic to analyze? But luckily Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are on the scene to give me the next best thing. More »

Screw The Internet, The Only Thing Kim Kardashian Actually Broke Was Bloggers

Screw The Internet, The Only Thing Kim Kardashian Actually Broke Was Bloggers

I have a bone to pick with Kim Kardashian, and it probably isn’t the one you’re expecting. I honestly don’t really care that she put her bare ass on the front of a magazine, because it’s her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. Plus, thanks to the sex tape that made her famous, it’s not like we haven’t seen it before, so I think #breaktheinternet is a pretty optimistic hashtag for this whole situation. More »

Naya Rivera Dissed Kim Kardashian’s Butt Pic, Seems To Forget She’s Trying To Be Her

Naya Rivera Dissed Kim Kardashian's Butt Pic, Seems To Forget She's Trying To Be Her

If you’ve been on the internet today, you’ve likely been inundated with images of Kim Kardashian‘s bare ass on the cover of Paper Magazine. One person who’s definitely seen the image is Naya Rivera, and she has some strong words for Mrs. Kardashian-West…apparently forgetting that her entire career has been based around trying to be Kim 2.0. More »

The Official Description For Kim Kardashian’s Book Of Selfies Is So Ridiculous You’ll Think It’s Fake

The Official Description For Kim Kardashian's Book Of Selfies Is So Ridiculous You'll Think It's Fake

In case you needed more evidence than what we already have that Kim Kardashian is a living SNL spoof, look no further than the official description for her upcoming book of selfies. Actually, you don’t even have to look that far at all. Just look at the fact that it’s a book of selfies, and it’s actually called Selfish. If there were a camera on me I would look directly into it like Jim Halpert. More »