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My my Mr. Kanye West, you surely are having a busy week, I do declare. If your car isn’t getting munched by Kim Kardashian‘s automated gate (not a euphemism), or rumors aren’t swirling about your imminent breakup, then you’re going into an inexplicable rant about the paparazzi live onstage. More
If you’re disturbed by all the hubbub about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby basically serving as a tiny clock counting down the minutes until they break up, this latest news will likely not ease your mind. It just has bad omen written all over it. Either that or faulty front gate wiring. Or both. More
How pregnant is Kim Kardashian these days? Five months? Five and a half? Well by my calculations, that means she has a little less than three months left of dating Kanye West, because sources are suggesting the two of them will be broken up by the time their wee Kimye baby is born in early July. More
When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of the day that some famous man would put a baby in my belly and then go live far away in Paris, France during my pregnancy, remaining utterly aloof and unreachable while the media crows over my (understandably) ballooning weight. Siiiiigh. More
I’m starting to get worried that we’re a little too obsessed with Khloe Kardashian’s uterus. Like we’re about to enter Jennifer Aniston levels of concern-trolling pretty soon and that doesn’t bode well for magazine covers we’ll be forced to see … More
Hi hello who’s in charge here? Were there any adults on the scene of last night’s Met Gala, or just fashion-drunk celebrities and their stylists? The theme was PUNK: From Chaos To Couture, and it was simultaneously the best and worst thing that ever happened because it’s provided me with all these priceless pictures of fashion victims this morning. More
Okay guys, please quit harassing Kim Kardashian and Kanye West about when they’re going to get married. They are very private people who are unused to the spotlight, and your continued prying into their not-at-all televised affairs is both rude and uncalled for. More
There are many mysteries in our great and vast universe. But right now the only that matters is why Kanye West tweeted out June 18th. Not only did he tweet that out with no explanation, but he also chose that as his first tweet. More
There’s nothing more horrible in the entire world than when bad celebrities do good things. That’s why I’m having an angina attack reading about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West going out of their way to do something nice for strangers. I’m sorry did I say strangers, because it’s actually it’s worse than that– they did something nice for baby strangers. More
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In diva of the day news, Kanye West has apparently signed on to be the musical guest for Saturday Night Live‘s season finale on May 18 but only if the writers promise to go easy on Kim Kardashian… therefore defeating the whole purpose of him being on SNL in the first place. More
Omg you guys, hold the phone. Clutch it in your fiery talons and don’t let it go, because I’m getting word from my woodland creature intel that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might actually be homeless when their baby is born. And I know my sources are reliable, too, because literally their only job is to frolick through the forest all day and return to me with juicy tidbits of information. More
Hey guys, I have a Monday challenge for you. If you really want to marry my daughter, you need to bring me three items.The first, a pelt of a lion. The second, the deathly hallows. The third, a quote from Kim Kardashian about her pregnancy that doesn’t make it sound like the worst thing that’s ever happened to a human being ever. GOOD LUCK. More
After a romantic seventy-two days of marriage and an equally romantic five-hundred and thirty-six days of a raging divorce battle, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have finally reached a divorce settlement. More
Listen, I like a delicious dose of schadenfreude as much as the next blogger-fraulein, but at some point Kim Kardashian should just save herself some face and stop fighting this Kris Humphries annulment, right? More
