Michael Lohan and Kate Major may no longer be dating, but thanks to reality TV timelines, we’re still stuck in the middle of their break-up. On Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Rehab, Kate and Michael had an explosive fight about a paparazzi photograph of Michael kissing Real Housewives of New Jersey hanger-on Kim G. Michael said it was a publicity photo, but on Tuesday, Kim helpfully posted a video explaining that the kiss was real, and taunting Kate that she and Michael are now an item.
But Kate wasn’t ready to let that lie. She gave Crushable a call yesterday to clarify her feelings about Kim G., and how her career as a celebrity reporter did not prepare her for being in the spotlight. More
We really don’t care if Michael Lohan‘s kiss with Real Housewives of New Jersey cockroach Kim G was for the benefit of either of their reality-TV careers — and yet, we can’t stop watching this video that Celebrity Magnet posted to YouTube! Kim’s officially gone off the deep end and no longer functions according to human emotions like humiliation. How else would she be able to admit to dating Michael Lohan (yuck) and taunt his girlfriend Kate Major, and not curl up into a little ball of agony at how stupid she looks? More
• Think Lady Gaga is all swagger? The superstar breaks down in a backstage clip from HBO’s upcoming documentary: “I sometimes still feel like a loser kid in high school.” (Celebuzz)
• Now that her character has left House, Amber Tamblyn has extra time on her hands to judge your poetry offerings. You have until April 30 to submit for a chance to see your poem published in BUST Magazine. (Buzznet)
• Kim G. from The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub‘s crony) told the New York Post that she spent the weekend making out with Michael Lohan in Florida. Excuse us for a minute… (The Frisky)
• After trying The Simple Life and searching for her BFF, Paris Hilton is returning to reality TV with the series The World According to Paris. Viewers get to vicariously enjoy her and (conveniently-timed) friend Brooke Mueller‘s Hollywood adventures. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Like Vanessa Hudgens‘ orange tee from Coachella? You can get it for the shockingly low price of $35. (Betty Confidential)
Are. You. Kidding. Me?
What do you get when you combine Jersey Shore‘s Snooki with two of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey? A totally awesome holiday bash, d’uh! More
After two super-sized reunion shows, the second season of Real Housewives of New Jersey is finally over. From hair-pulling to hugging, what a crazy ride it’s been. Last week, the first part of the reunion got the party started with Andy Cohen-shoving, Teresa Giudice yelling and lots of Danielle Staub denials. So when this wee kicked off we wondered — could the second half top it?
But with answers to some of our biggest questions, a Kim G cameo and an extension-pulling demonstration, last night’s part two delivered. More