Topic: khloe kardashian

Rob Kardashian Realizes His Mom Only Cares About Babies, Fakes His Own Pregnancy

I don’t know if you guys know this about Rob Kardashian, but he has a brazen female personality, Krebecca (kind of like Beyonce has Sasha Fierce), and when he’s feeling particularly neglected by the media and/or Kris Jenner, Krebecca she tends to come out and get a little sassy in her demands for attention. And right now…she is faking a pregnancy. More »

Kylie Jenner And Jaden Smith Went On A Date In A Successful Attempt To Blow My Mind

Two worlds that I keep in separate portions of my brain just collided, because Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith went on a date. Kylie I keep in the reality TV, fame-loving family portion, with her big-butted, heavily made-up, and usually pregnant half-sisters, and Jaden I keep on the other side, with his hair-flipping sister and his legitimately-famous-for-more-than-a-reality-show-and-a-sex-tape parents. And never the twain shall meet…until now. More »

Khloe Kardashian Fired From X Factor, Show Will Soon Just Take Place In Simon Cowell’s Mind

Everyone’s choice for most tolerable Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, won’t be bringing her nipples to the X Factor stage again. Last season’s co-host has been fired from the singing competition show. Meanwhile, Mario Lopez and his dimples have been asked to return. More »

Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Trying Way Too Hard To Convince Us They’re Having Sex

Hey Khlo, Lamar. It’s okay to be taking a sexatus,, just be honest with us about it. More »

The Time Khloe Kardashian And I Talked About Periods

While you ladies sat around last Friday morning doing work and searching Youtube for the full Babysitter’s Club movie, I grabbed drinks with Khloe Kardashian. And by grabbed drinks I mean, I grabbed a coffee while I waited for it to be my turn to interview her and I’m 78% sure she also grabbed coffee at some point during the morning. We’re both ladies, we both have periods and we both drink coffee. What more do you need to know about how much we have in common? MORE?! Okay, here goes. More »

Who Wants To Place Bets On Whether Kris Jenner Started This Kylie Jenner Paternity Rumor?

There’s a new rumor in the always-turning Kardashian Family Rumor Mill today. (It’s like a shark; if it stops moving it dies.) But this time the world did a double take when they realized it was about someone with the name Jenner. More »

Kourtney Kardashian’s Boobs Are In No Way Appropriate For This Family Christmas Card

Even back in 2001, Kourtney Kardashian was still all about the cleavage, totally derailing this Kardashian Family Christmas card. More »

Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant, Hovercraft Kris Jenner Already On The Case

The day has finally arrived — Khloe Kardashian is pregnant. Just don’t tell Kris Jenner or Kanye West because the first one will try to sell its sex tape and the second one will storm it onstage at the Grammys. Yes, before it’s even born. More »

Well This Is Terrible: Kris Jenner Accused Of Child Abuse And (Even More) Adultery

She’s never been our most favorite person, but these new allegations about Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian Family, are especially disturbing. According to entries from ex-husband Robert Kardashian‘s newly-released diary, Kris abused her children, once saying she wanted to kill Kim, and committed frequent adultery. More »

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Khloe Kardashian Continues To Be The Only Moderately Tolerable Kardashian

During an interview with Glamour magazine, Khloe Kardashian once again had to address her size because she’s the only Kardashian sister over 5 feet tall. More »

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Rubs It In That She’s More Fertile Than Her Sister Khloe

In an effort to make her sister Khloe feel even worse about her defective, barren womb, Kim Kardashian has gone on the record saying that her tiny bundle of joy was a real surprise, considering she thought she was as barren as her sister, but that she’s really glad she’s not. More »

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