Topic: Kevin Jonas

JoBros Say They Need To Get It Together, And I’ma Need Them To Be More Specific

JoBros Say They Need To Get It Together, And I'ma Need Them To Be More Specific

I cannot take my eyes off of the Jonas Brothers lately. There’s nothing more intriguing to me than what goes on behind closed doors, and considering how tightly shut the Jonas doors are, I couldn’t be closer to the edge of my seat. And now the boys have issued their first statement since beginning this bizarre meltdown, and it creates more questions than it answers. More »

Kevin Jonas Is Pretty Sure There’s A 50% Chance His Baby Will Have A Gender

Kevin Jonas Is Pretty Sure There's A 50% Chance His Baby Will Have A Gender

As I’m sure you remember, everyone’s favorite Jonas Brother Kevin Jonas is going to have a baby! And yes, I’m assuming he will be doing so all by himself, because based on my understanding of sex ed, you can’t get pregnant or cause a pregnancy by cupping someone’s elbow or giving them chaste pecks on the lips, which is the most sensual behavior I’ve ever seen go down between him and his wife Danielle. More »