Okay so I’m hearing rumors that theÂ Jonas BrothersÂ (or whatever we call them now that they’re just three regular boys instead of a world famous musical group) is in therapy, but I’m gonna need your help figuring out what for. More
Topic: Kevin Jonas
Now that Kevin and Danielle Jonas‘s supposed baby is here, I’m more convinced than ever that Alena Rose was adopted and Danielle never actually carried a child. More
You know that thing where you sell the rights to your baby to a laundry detergent company that barely exists, and then they only let you publish one photo a day of her and today is the day that you get to be in one?!?! That just happened to Kevin Jonas! More
Congratulations toÂ DanielleÂ andÂ Kevin Jonas, who yesterday welcomed into the world their brand new baby! Oh no, actually, I’m getting word that it wasn’t a baby at all; it was a brand new sponsorship. My mistake. More
If you read Crushable on the regular, you know I thinkÂ DanielleÂ andÂ Kevin JonasÂ are faking their pregnancy, because I’ve been writing about it for months. But if you haven’t read this site before — welcome! — here is some photographic evidence so you can join my conspiracy theory. More
I’m sure you don’t pay as close attention to this whole Kevin and Danielle Jonas thing as I do (because no one does, including Keven and Danielle Jonas), so you’ll have to trust me when I say that today is the day that their baby was supposed to be born. More
I’m a fairly rational, logical person, but something about the relationship between Danielle Â and Kevin JonasÂ sends me into a tailspin of conspiracy theories and blind gossip binges. And let me tell you something — this new interview with Kevin is NOT. HELPING. More
It’s been a few months since I’ve said this, but I still don’t think thatÂ Danielle JonasÂ is pregnant. Not only is the timing not working out, but there is yet another blind item out that suggests this whole thing is a sham. Walk with me. More
I know youâ€™ve all been stressing about what to get me for Christmas, so I wanted to set your minds at ease and tell you what it is I really want: more celebrity fakelationships. Thereâ€™s nothing I love more in the whole world than a coupla famous people platonically snuggling up to each other in hopes that the internet buys it, so here’s hoping that publicists work just as hard in 2014 as they did in 2013. More
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It looks like someone is moving on from the breakup quite happily. That someone is Nick “Share My Heart With My Brothers” Jonas, who performed a solo gig on Sunday less than a week after the band announced their split. Um, how many different ways can I say “betrayal”? More
As tragic as I’m sure it feels to some of you that the Jonas Brothers have broken up, I’m enjoying the hell out of it, because it proves that we here at Crushable are geniuses. We’ve been saying for months now that something was going on in the band, and now that we have, all we need to know is why. More
Just when I just started accepting the fact that the JoBros weren’t wearing their purity rings anymore, they go and break up. That’s right folk. The Jonas Brothers are over. More
I hope it’s not too early in the day to go over a conspiracy theory, because I need to discuss the size of Danielle Jonas‘s pregnancy belly, and there’s no one I’d rather talk about it with than you guys. More
I cannot take my eyes off of the Jonas Brothers lately. There’s nothing more intriguing to me than what goes on behind closed doors, and considering how tightly shut the Jonas doors are, I couldn’t be closer to the edge of my seat. And now the boys have issued their first statement since beginning this bizarre meltdown, and it creates more questions than it answers. More