Scientology refugee Katie Holmes is reportedly packing up all of her smartest blazers and all of Suri‘s tiniest heels to ready herself for an unexpected career change: from acting to lawyering. I guess she was impressed with what her divorce lawyers did for her! More
While I initially worried that Suri Cruise contracted that horrid disease that Colin has in Secret Garden that prevents him from walking without performing black magic, I realized that it’s more likely Suri just hates the crowds and the paparazzi. More
Hold on to your jumping-couches, folks, because Tom Cruise has a brand new girlfriend. Her name is Cynthia Jorge and she’s 26 and ‘breath-taking’. Obvi. More
TomKat started 2012 married, Blue Ivy started it not born, and we didn’t get One Direction ’til March? Here are ten pop culture highlights you’ve already forgotten. More
I’ve started to view everyday life through a Lifetime-colored lens. The downside is that it makes all men look like murderers, and around Christmastime I get confused when Santa brings kids presents instead of husbands for their mommies. But the upside is that I’m able to provide you with a list of 2012 events that should be made into 2013 Lifetime movies. More
Katie Holmes gave her first post-divorce TV interview on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night, minus any residual glassy-eyed looks or Stepford Wife PR stories, which leads me to believe she’s reaching the final stages of her cult-recovery process. More
Silly humans. The star quality of Suri will not be denied. More
For some reason Hulu didn’t put up video of Anne Hathaway‘s best SNL sketch of the night, where she impersonates Katie Holmes. Maybe they dislike her as much as I do. More
I live in New York City and the saying is true. You never know when you’re going to run into anybody. People from high schools, old employers, ex-partners, and even the kids I used to babysit who are huge now and recognize me while I’m buying soymilk. Even though it’s a big metropolis, running into each other on this tiny island happens more often than I would personally sometimes like it too. So when Katie Holmes was out roaming the city without Suri Cruise, I wonder what crossed her mind when she looked up and saw Ethan Hawke with his kid. Do you think they talked strollers? Allergies? Private schools in Manhattan? More
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The star who usually travels via chauffeured car or teleportation decided to complete her transformation to “average lady” by testing out this underground travel train she’s heard so much about from her help. More
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have had quite a lot of time to themselves ever since that divorce came through. Now that sole custody and visitation has all been settled, Katie Holmes is getting knee deep in her daughter’s first school year. And with a marriage behind her, a move to a new apartment, a fashion line, and some other professional opportunities, I’d say that from the outside, she seems to be doing all right. More
In shocking news, movie producers don’t choose Taylor Swift to play Jackie O, but instead a real-life movie star. More
This week, Vanity Fair revealed to us that Tom Cruise held auditions for the role of girlfriend in his own life. Not in a biopic or an action movie. But in his own life! That is fantastic. More
In heartwarming family news that could double as a Hallmark card, more sources step forward to say that scientologists forced Bella Cruise and Connor Cruise to reject Nicole Kidman as their mother. It’s not that they didn’t like Nicole Kidman, it’s just that the Scientology Book of Nonsense Rules and Science Fiction says she totally sucks. Like on a scale from 1 to The Worst Human Being Ever Born, she’s an 11.