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This week, Vanity Fair revealed to us that Tom Cruise held auditions for the role of girlfriend in his own life. Not in a biopic or an action movie. But in his own life! That is fantastic. More
In heartwarming family news that could double as a Hallmark card, more sources step forward to say that scientologists forced Bella Cruise and Connor Cruise to reject Nicole Kidman as their mother. It’s not that they didn’t like Nicole Kidman, it’s just that the Scientology Book of Nonsense Rules and Science Fiction says she totally sucks. Like on a scale from 1 to The Worst Human Being Ever Born, she’s an 11.
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Celebrity/fashion designers like Katie Holmes and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen may be boosting the fashion industry in more ways than we know. According to Businessweek, celebrity fashion designers are helping increase sales for the whole women’s apparel market, which took a major hit during the recession. It is a process of the celebrity (or even their children) going out in public in a fashionable outfit (even if they didn’t design it) followed by the resulting media exposure from that outing and gossip about their style and association with fashion that send people shopping. These celebrities charge a lot for their high-end clothing but their presence in the industry is having a trickle-down effect. This is why Katie Holmes’ relatively new line, Holmes & Yang, is expected to have a big debut at fashion week. The line has buzz because of the media circus surrounding Katie Holmes. More
Take a deep breath and do a yoga pose. Because yes, today is the day we knew would eventually come. The day when Suri Cruise trades her jetset life full of Disney World dream vacations and pediatric botox treatments for a backpack and a pencil case. More
When you’re auditioning to be Tom Cruise‘s wife, it’s best to act as “Stepford Wife” as possible. More
As more details emerge about the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorce, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Katie is walking away with very little despite the fact that she bore Xenu‘s seed for Tom. Suri Cruise, however, is making out like a tiny, well dressed bandit what with all the cash she’ll be raking in. According to TMZ, Tom has been ordered to pay $400,000/year in child support, or $33,333/month, which should be enough to pay for…what, exactly? Here are some childhood necessities that Suri could use that money to buy each month. More
Ugh. Tom Cruise continues to walk around Hollywood in a constant state of loneliness and depression. Like a man with a legally-contracted rain cloud constantly down pouring over his head. More
Great news from Scientology Headquarters! Â Despite what we reported last week about Suri Cruise just meeting her midwestern cousins for the first time this summer, Team Tom Cruise says that’s totally not true. More
While it’s strange that I know Suri Cruise better than her own mother, it’s becoming shockingly clear that I’m the only one in her figurative extended family that cares about what she wants and what she needs. More
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Little Suri Cruise is heading to her first day school at Avenues: The World School in New York City in a few weeks. But don’t expect to see only paparazzo images of mommy Katie Holmes getting chummy at drop off. Word has it that the father of three, Tom Cruise, will absolutely being accompanied his little girl to that classroom, along with the freshly divorced Ms. Holmes. This means that the first day of school at that newly opened private institution is about to reach new levels of crazy.
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In exciting news from anonymous sources, Tom Cruise plans on asking for custody of his daugther Suri Cruise once his filming schedule clears up. That’s right! Just when you started worrying that Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise and married the mayor of Boringsville, USA, we get news that America’s most brainwashed family will be back in the headlines. More
I know Mark Wahlberg is trying to do right by his new protege, but comparing Justin Bieber to a psychotic closet case is the opposite of what’s helpful. More
Everyone remain calm as you pass the newsstands this week. Spending time with Tom Cruise will not make Suri Cruise forget Katie Holmes. Unless something goes really wrong. Like she gets movie-style amnesia in an attempt to avoid starting school next month.
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As you probably already know, Suri Cruise spent the weekend with Papa Tom Cruise sleeping in Cinderella’s Castle and Monday at the MoMa with her best friend Katie Holmes. How spectacularly abnormal for a 6-year-old child who’s about to start real school. More
