After reflecting back on the (very long) list of celebrity clothing lines (that now includes Kanye’s stupid shirt!), I thought that it would be super beneficial to everyone if we gathered ’round and reminisced about the grossly overpriced items attached to our beloved celebs. They really do know how to swindle a dollar or three hundred out of us, don’t they? More
Thank god someone is finally taking on the real problems of this country, y’know? For too long, seven-year olds like Suri Cruise have been able to walk around acting like seven-year olds, and the paparazzi of the world have been forced to walk around acting like adults. It’s not fair, and it’s time someone put a stop to it. More
Thanks to the amazingness that is Suri’s Burn Book, I truly believe that Suri Cruise is an upper-crust socialite who spends her days picking apart the less fortunate. I find it very hard to imagine her doing normal 7-year-old things like … More
Last month we heard a rumor that Katie Holmes was interested in attending law school. I’m pretty sure a big movie studio has already been inspired to make a movie about it called Legally Bland. More
I get that Suri Cruise is famous and all, but she’s also six years old, so why exactly does she an identical copy of herself roaming the city with her visiting parks and eating fro-yo? More
Scientology refugee Katie Holmes is reportedly packing up all of her smartest blazers and all of Suri‘s tiniest heels to ready herself for an unexpected career change: from acting to lawyering. I guess she was impressed with what her divorce lawyers did for her! More
While I initially worried that Suri Cruise contracted that horrid disease that Colin has in Secret Garden that prevents him from walking without performing black magic, I realized that it’s more likely Suri just hates the crowds and the paparazzi. More
Hold on to your jumping-couches, folks, because Tom Cruise has a brand new girlfriend. Her name is Cynthia Jorge and she’s 26 and ‘breath-taking’. Obvi. More
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I’ve started to view everyday life through a Lifetime-colored lens. The downside is that it makes all men look like murderers, and around Christmastime I get confused when Santa brings kids presents instead of husbands for their mommies. But the upside is that I’m able to provide you with a list of 2012 events that should be made into 2013 Lifetime movies. More
Katie Holmes gave her first post-divorce TV interview on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night, minus any residual glassy-eyed looks or Stepford Wife PR stories, which leads me to believe she’s reaching the final stages of her cult-recovery process. More
Silly humans. The star quality of Suri will not be denied. More
For some reason Hulu didn’t put up video of Anne Hathaway‘s best SNL sketch of the night, where she impersonates Katie Holmes. Maybe they dislike her as much as I do. More
I live in New York City and the saying is true. You never know when you’re going to run into anybody. People from high schools, old employers, ex-partners, and even the kids I used to babysit who are huge now and recognize me while I’m buying soymilk. Even though it’s a big metropolis, running into each other on this tiny island happens more often than I would personally sometimes like it too. So when Katie Holmes was out roaming the city without Suri Cruise, I wonder what crossed her mind when she looked up and saw Ethan Hawke with his kid. Do you think they talked strollers? Allergies? Private schools in Manhattan? More