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Prince Harry continues to be the grass stain on the white linen pants of the British royal family this week. And no, this time didn’t involve strippers, Ryan Lochte or an alleged sex tape, just the slippage of the best kept secret ever kept secreted. More
In news that will make you believe in magic and baby bumps, a major mash-up of British things Americans like happened today when William and Kate and some guy named Prince Harry visited the Harry Potter set at the Warner Bros. studio tour in Leavesden, Hertfordshire. More
The world’s favorite British monarch (sorry, Henry VIII… it was a close call but NO), Queen Elizabeth, turns 86 years old today! After reading that she’s completed approximately “15,000 official engagements” since 1984, I suddenly realized that the Queen is pretty metal if you think about it. More
I hate to go all conspiracy theory on you guys, but I’m totally weirded out that Kate Middleton and Prince William requested more security for their country home. Like what are they hiding in there? A meth lab? More
In news that literally makes me sick, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Doom, is having a daughter. I know. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened in the history of things happening. With the possible exception of Papouli dying on Full House the night before Michelle’s big show and tell at school. More
While I love, love, love waking up every day and reading the headlines. I hate, hate, hate seeing the same celebrity rumors over and over again. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for spreading news that might not be true if it’s new. But I just can’t handle it when it’s the same rumor rehashed day after day after day. More
Hold onto your derby hat and try not to spit out that cup of English breakfast tea with milk and an extra lump of sugar (You crazy party animal!) that you’re currently sipping. This weekend in the Swiss Alps, pregnant Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton walked around in the snow without a coat! More
I suppose it doesn’t matter what country, background, or walk of life you hail from, dads are usually pretty clueless about some things. Especially dads-to-be. They’re like baby deer just learning how to walk on their own legs… it’s dangerous territory. These dads know there’s no way out because that baby is coming no matter what, but since they were probably coddled and sheltered from the harsh realities that babies bring, they’re terrified of even the most mundane things. Even Prince William is no exception. More
Get your fighting elbows on, royal ginger-chasers, because your boy Prince Harry has a brand new girlfriend for you to to edge out of the way if you want to continue your desperate climb to the throne. Her name is Cressida Bonas, and don’t judge a book by its cover because she is neither a Shakespearean heroine nor a J.K. Rowling-created Ravenclaw. More
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Kate Middleton, Duchess of Oversharing, showed off her baby bump today. Because she’s gross. And unladylike. And unaware that pregnant women should remain inside until their fetus turns 13. More
What kind of almighty being would create a world where the following sentence is allowed to exist in an article about what Kate Middleton will wear for Valentine’s Day: More
It’s hard to believe that we once lived in a world where dignity and decency existed. A world where Kate Middleton could go to the beach without being baby-bumparded by the baby-bumpessed press. A world where we didn’t have to spend our mornings wringing our hands over the horrible tragedy that is a photo of a pregnant woman in a bathing suit. More
Wow. I hope the fine folks over at BBC Radio 4 didn’t like their heads, because it’s looking likely that they’ll be cut off after the stunt they just pulled on Kate Middleton. More
We’ll finally be getting a second official royal appearance from Duchess Kate later this month (the first being the viewing of that portrait of her everyone wanted the artist convicted of treason for). I guess shopping at Gap wearing a swingy cape under which everyone claims to see a baby bump doesn’t really count as official. More
