Topic: kate major

Thank God Michael Lohan Just Had A New Kid, Because That Lindsay One Is Really Broken

In case you were wondering what that pervasive taste of exploitation and regret was in the air this morning, Michael Lohan has had another baby. Yes that’s right, at age 52, the father of noted success Lindsay Lohan is trying his hand at a new impressionable infant, to see if he can outdo himself in the fatherhood department. More »

In Case Lindsay Lohan Was Running Out Of Things To Tell Her Therapist, Michael Lohan Knocked Up Kate Major

Poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when you think her parents, Dina and Michael Lohan, are satisifed with their “Worst Parents in the Western Hemisphere” title, they start campaigning for “Worst Parents in the Entire World, Including The Moon” awards. More »

Kate Major Has Gone Missing From Rehab [Updated]

Although she voluntarily checked herself into rehab, it appears that Kate Major has now checked herself out, whether or not she’s actually allowed to: She wandered out of the hospital where she was being treated for a seizure, and is now walking around Florida without her cell phone, credit cards, or cash. If it’s an escape attempt, it’s a pretty quiet one. More »

Kate Major Voluntarily Checks Herself Into Rehab

Thank God—Kate Major is getting help for alcohol abuse. More »

Michael Lohan’s Ex-Girlfriend Kate Major Arrested For Battery On An Airplane

Here’s some irony for your Monday morning: Kate Major was en route to Florida, where she was following up on her request for a restraining order against ex Michael Lohan, when she got arrested for hitting someone on her plane. The reason for that restraining order? Michael allegedly beat her up last month. More »

Michael Lohan Jumps Into Tree, Does Other Dumb Things To Try To Avoid Arrest

Michael Lohan, father to our hapless Lindsay, was arrested again last night just 12 hours after being released from jail, where he was being held after girlfriend Kate Major accused him of domestic abuse. He played Spiderman in an effort to get away, but to no avail. More »

Parting Tweet: Maybe God Can Bail Michael Lohan Out Of Prison

We’re so used to Michael Lohan‘s habit of daily calling upon God that we didn’t take much notice when he posted this yesterday. It’s unclear if he posted this before or after his explosive fight with (ex?)girlfriend Kate Major—a fight that led to him getting arrested for domestic abuse. More »

Michael Lohan Arrested Again On Domestic Abuse Charges

The latest star of the ongoing saga of the Lohan family is pop Michael Lohan, who was arrested last night in Tampa, Florida. Police arrived at Michael’s house to break up a fight between him and girlfriend Kate Major. This is the second time this year Michael has been arrested on domestic abuse charges — in March, he was taken into custody after allegedly fighting with Kate. More »

Kate Major Tells Crushable She Isn’t Going to Rehab and Still Hates Kim G.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major may no longer be dating, but thanks to reality TV timelines, we’re still stuck in the middle of their break-up. On Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Rehab, Kate and Michael had an explosive fight about a paparazzi photograph of Michael kissing Real Housewives of New Jersey hanger-on Kim G. Michael said it was a publicity photo, but on Tuesday, Kim helpfully posted a video explaining that the kiss was real, and taunting Kate that she and Michael are now an item.

But Kate wasn’t ready to let that lie. She gave Crushable a call yesterday to clarify her feelings about Kim G., and how her career as a celebrity reporter did not prepare her for being in the spotlight. More »

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‘Real Housewife’ Kim G’s Kiss with Michael Lohan Might Be Real, But Her Video Challenge to Kate Major Is Just Pathetic

We really don’t care if Michael Lohan‘s kiss with Real Housewives of New Jersey cockroach Kim G was for the benefit of either of their reality-TV careers — and yet, we can’t stop watching this video that Celebrity Magnet posted to YouTube! Kim’s officially gone off the deep end and no longer functions according to human emotions like humiliation. How else would she be able to admit to dating Michael Lohan (yuck) and taunt his girlfriend Kate Major, and not curl up into a little ball of agony at how stupid she looks? More »