Topic: kanye west

I’m Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

I'm Not Convinced Kim Kardashian Knows What Being Pregnant Is

Kim Kardashian has been pregnant for five months now with a wee Kanye West dinner roll, but I’m still not sure she knows exactly what’s going on. Like most future mothers trying to insulate a tiny fetus in their bellies, she has put on a substantial amount of weight, and this is apparently not only unexpected, but inherently terrifying, and we must put a stop to it. More »

Kylie Jenner And Jaden Smith Went On A Date In A Successful Attempt To Blow My Mind

Kylie Jenner And Jaden Smith Went On A Date In A Successful Attempt To Blow My Mind

Two worlds that I keep in separate portions of my brain just collided, because Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith went on a date. Kylie I keep in the reality TV, fame-loving family portion, with her big-butted, heavily made-up, and usually pregnant half-sisters, and Jaden I keep on the other side, with his hair-flipping sister and his legitimately-famous-for-more-than-a-reality-show-and-a-sex-tape parents. And never the twain shall meet…until now. More »

Kanye West Teaches Kim Kardashian To Appreciate Privacy All Over The Cover Of L’Officiel Hommes

Kanye West Teaches Kim Kardashian To Appreciate Privacy All Over The Cover Of L'Officiel Hommes

Dating Kanye West has been great for Kim Kardashian. In addition to helping her dress better and getting her into cool fashion events, Kanye West has taught Kim Kardashian the value of privacy and boundaries. For evidence, I present to you this photo of Kim and Kanye enjoying a private moment together in the intimate confines of the cover of a major fashion magazine. More »