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Topic: Justin Theroux
Last night Courteney Cox announced her engagement to boyfriend Johnny McDaid by posting a photo of the two of them on Twitter and writing, “I’m engaged to him!” They’ve only been dating for six months. If I’m doing the math right, that means Courteney started seeing Johnny more than a year after her friend and friend Jennifer Aniston got engaged to Justin Theroux in 2012. More
Once upon a time, long ago, Justin Theroux proposed to Jennifer Aniston two years ago…and then we never heard another thing about it, ever again. More
At this point I think we all have to face the fact that Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are not getting married any time soon. They’ve been engaged since 2012 and still haven’t walked down the aisle. The wedding just keeps getting postponed and their relationship keeps being rumored to be on the rocks. More
There was endless media speculation this week about the possible nuptials of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux yesterday. Somehow every radio DJ knew every celebrity on the guest list and made assumptions that so many A-listers wouldn’t show up to a regular ol’ birthday bash for Justin–and since celebrities have a tendency to throw surprise weddings to throw the radio DJs off–but to no avail. More
For some reason that I’ll never understand, people still care about Jennifer Aniston’s hypothetical wedding as well as her hypothetical child. While I’m usually game to gossip about celebrities lives, I’m beyond over Jennifer Aniston’s life. More
This time Chelsea was particularly interested in catching up on some tabloid rumors about Jen. And I’m not referring to those rumors about her pulling a Raising Arizona and stealing one of Angelina Jolie’s kids — as if we wouldn’t notice that it was little Vivienne under that fake mustache and and hipster glasses. More
Yes, that’s right: Jennifer Aniston‘s toe has made headlines. I guess people are just getting really tired of hearing about her empty uterus and shattered dreams because of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie eight years after their love triangle changed the world as we know it. I don’t know, I’m just guessing. More
We haven’t heard much from our favorite lady Gwyneth Paltrow lately, but I think I’ve figured out where she is. She’s in hiding somewhere in her hibernation chamber, enjoying a limited diet of kale and more kale, and using some kind of Avatar technology to speak through other celebrities. The latest victim? Jennifer Aniston. Jen told New York magazine all about the time she had no choice but to eat a McDonald’s hamburger. More
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Ever feel like some of the celebrity couples out there in the game right now are flying under the radar, and getting tons of great press, but that if you get out your magnifying glass (read: obsessively scan the blind item gossip pages on a daily basis and let your imagination run wild), you’ll see that they’re really not so perfect after all? Well, we agree, and since you probably don’t have the eight free hours a day that we here at Crushable have to frantically mine the internet for clues, we’ve compiled a handy list for you, of the Ten Celebrity Couples Who Belong In Couples Therapy. Enjoy. More
Just when Jennifer Aniston could grasp happiness with her finger tips (if she stood on her tippy toes), Brangelina took it away from her. More
You know what I would love? If Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were to get married on the same day. That would make me so happy, and it would be definitive proof that the Benevolent Goblin Of The Internet really does exist, because he granted my wish. More
Here at Crushable, we’ve speculated that perhaps Ms. Aniston is contractually obligated to prance around Mexican beaches in bikinis a few times per year. More