Topic: justin bieber

Justin Bieber Choked Out Chris Brown This Weekend, But Unfortunately They Were Both Unharmed

Justin Bieber Choked Out Chris Brown This Weekend, But Unfortunately They Were Both Unharmed

Justin Bieber posted a photo to Instragram earlier this morning of himself choking Chris Brown, and for a brief and beautiful moment, I thought that they might have been involved in a duel that neither survived. Or at least that their battle had drained the energy of both, so that they would each be weaker going forward, like how it happens in Pokemon. (Is that how it happens in Pokemon, by the way? In my brain it is.) More »

If Selena Gomez Ever Tries To Talk About Bieber, You’re Supposed To Shout ‘Pineapple!’ At Her

If Selena Gomez Ever Tries To Talk About Bieber, You're Supposed To Shout 'Pineapple!' At Her

To say that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s relationship is “on and off” is the biggest understatement of the century at this point. Right now it looks like their status is “off,” but by the time I finish this post they’ll probably be back on again. In the meantime, let’s discuss the supposed techniques Selena is using the help herself get over the Biebs. My method would just be to look at him, but apparently for her it’s a bit more complicated than that. More »