Topic: justin bieber

What The Teen Choice Awards Nominees Can Teach Us About Today’s Teens

This year’s Teen Choice Awards nominees have recently been announced and they taught me a few things about the youngsters these days. More »

Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Sometimes You Have To Make Your Friends Sign Their Life Away To Party With You

If you want to party with Justin Bieber, you have to put your money where your mouth is. Meaning, of course, that you have to sign a release agreement that says you won’t disclose anything that goes on in his house and that you assume the risk of doing whatever “activities” are going on in the house. If you violate the agreement, you have to pay a cool $5,000,000. More »

Justin Bieber Was Apparently Booed At The BBMAs, Perhaps Because Of Those Pants

In “things that apparently happened” news, a lot of people are saying that Justin Bieber was booed while accepting his Milestone Award at the Billboard Music Awards last night. Maybe my hearing isn’t as good as it was in my youth, or maybe I’m just not very good at differentiating cheers from jeers, but I didn’t quite hear it. Did you? More »

Here’s That Super Mature GIF Of Taylor Swift Sticking Her Tongue Out At Jelena Kissing

Let’s pretend you’re Taylor Swift and you just won 8 2013 Billboard Music Awards. Now let’s say you pass your best friend Selena Gomez kissing her on-again-off-again-boyfriend Justin Bieber backstage at the show. What do you do? More »

Justin And Selena Are Back Together, If You Believe Pieces Of Paper On Chairs

There’s nothing like a little Jelena confusion on a lazy Saturday, am I right? Like Miley’s engagement ring and Seinfeld reruns, sometimes they’re on, and sometimes they’re not. And sometimes pieces of paper (poster board?) representing them are placed one seat apart at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. More »

‘Justin Bieber Abandons His Monkey’ Is Not Something I Expected To Write Today

As of right now, Justin Bieber has until midnight tonight to reclaim his monkey Mally, or else she becomes the responsibility of German authorities. Yes, because that’s the best way to make an impression on an irresponsible tiny millionaire — “Either you take care of this monkey or we’re gonna take care of it for you so you don’t have to worry about it anymore!” More »

Battle Of The Celebrity Tattoos: Harry Styles Vs. Justin Bieber

Kids these days and the things they put on their bodies, am I right? It’s like they think they’re a sheet of notepaper and they just go ahead and doodle accordingly. Except these aren’t the endearing love notes or adorable sketches of my day, when we had to walk five miles in the snow, uphill both ways, just to check our emails and go on our Tweeters! No! More »

Selena And Justin Might Be Co-Judges On American Idol…Is That A Good Idea?

After you break up with someone and then get back together with them and then break up a few more times and generally confuse the nation, the best place for you guys to be is on the same judging panel for a reality TV talent competition like American Idol, right? More »

Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Spitting On A Neighbor Should Be Considered A Gift, Not Assault

The long arm of the law is out to get Justin Bieber, just because he spit on a neighbor and threatened to kill him. No fair! More »

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A Man Approaches Justin Bieber On Stage In An Attempt To Either Hug Him Or Murder Him

While continuing on his global wait-what-am-I-reading-this-news-correctly tour, Justin Bieber got surprised-hugged on stage by an overenthusiastic fan while performing on stage in Dubai. Or attacked by an insane man. It’s not exactly clear yet what happened. More »

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

You Know What Justin Bieber Definitely Won’t Ever Regret? Getting A Tattoo Of Selena Gomez!

There’s a strong chance he couldn’t define the word regret. Because if he could, I think he would’ve thought through this new Selena Gomez tattoo a little bit more. More »

Selena And Justin Just Got Back Together, And I’m Already Over It

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez haven’t even confirmed their rumored reunion yet, and already I’m totally over this relationship. The two of them have been off and back on and then off again so many times that I’m starting to wish Justin had left me in Berlin with his monkey. More »

Forget Pot, I’m More Interested In Why Justin Bieber Was Carrying A Taser

This story is still developing, so we don’t have all (or any) of the details confirmed yet, but TMZ is reporting that cops in Sweden found pot and a taser on Justin Bieber‘s tour bus last night. Oh shit son! More »

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