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In a completely classy move befitting of an adult woman, Joy Behar predicts that Honey Boo Boo will grow into a 400 -pound woman with large boobs. While we’re still undecided among the editors here at Crushable as to whether it’s okay to watch Here Comes Honey Boo, we do all agree that it’s not okay to bully a 6-year-old.
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When asked about her salary for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon says, “We’re making memories to last a lifetime.” OK Mama, but are you getting what you deserve compared to other reality stars? More
Much noise is being made today about Alana Thompson (a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo)’s family’s child rearing techniques. Specifically: the fact that Alana’s sister Lauryn “Pumpkin” Thompson was photographed giving her baby niece Kaitlyn a taste of Mountain Dew on her pacifier. This is obviously not what you’re supposed to do with a baby, but before you form a lynch mob outside her double wide, here are some things you might consider. More
TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is not nearly as bad as everyone thinks it is. Here’s why. More
Speaking of predictable news that we already kinda guessed, June Shannon, the mother of Honey Boo Boo and current star of the trainwreck show that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, spent a little time in jail. And it’s not for turning her daughter into a national punchline. More
No joke, Honey Boo Boo Child‘s TLC reality show will be about her picking up roadkill for family cookouts. As long as there’s Go-Go Juice to go with it! More
Like a hurricane on GoGo juice, Honey Boo Boo Child (aka Alana Thompson) continues to blow us away as she continues on her publicity tour. More
It’s safe to say that the TLC show Toddlers & Tiaras is America’s guilty pleasure. After secretly watching this show for years and flipping the channel anytime my roommate came home, I’m now proud to talk about it aloud. Recently, the show’s blown into the open and we feel safe openly discussing Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson as if she was Suri Cruise or Harper Seven Beckham More
