Sometimes I look at a celebrity and say, “Hey, I thought you were really cool when I was a kid. What are you still doing here?” More
Topic: John Stamos
Everyone gather ’round and let’s take a good hard look at this movie poster for the undoubtedly masterful John Stamos movie My Man Is A Loser. More
The set-up for the reunion is that Jimmy is sleeping in a creepily accurate replica of Michelle Tanner’s bedroom, complete with teddy bear decor and pencil bed. Whoever put this bedroom together should win some kind of award for being the best at causing nostalgia in twenty-something women. More
Even though Hollywood is full of glowy, age-defying beauty, there are a few people you look at and go, “Wait a minute, is this picture from ten years ago? Do they actually look younger now? What is happening?” Here are just nine of them who make me scramble for a newspaper to double-check what year I’m in. More
On the slight chance that the CNN alert did not show up on your phone this morning, you should know that it’s John Stamos’ 50th birthday. And let me be the first to say it (on Crushable.com on this date) that’s he looking finer than ever. However we would be remiss in our journalistic duties if we didn’t address the elephant in the room: his role as Uncle Jesse on Full House. Despite all that he’s accomplished in recent years on Lifetime, we have to talk about all the times he should’ve had child services called for his poor treatment of the Tanner girls. More
Like many of you, I spent my Friday night drinking craft beer with friends and enjoying the stifling east coast heat wave. I just made sure I was home in time to witness the absolute miracle that was Uncle Jesse performing–in full mullet and leather vest attire–with Jesse and the Rippers on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. More
Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More
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With Full House celebrating its 25th Anniversary yesterday with a reunion, my only question is: where were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? More
I think I was in second grade when I realized that Full House made no sense. Don’t get me wrong, I watched reruns religiously for close to 12 years, but I knew early on that something was off. More
It’s a little ironic that the GLAAD Media Awards‘ “kiss-off” — bidding on celebrity smooches to raise money for the LGBT community — counted two heterosexual kisses out of the three famous folks whose lips got bid on. More
Last night Lifetime premiered the latest in the John Stamos creepy but attractive canon: Secrets of Eden. Full of intrigue, betrayal, and enough flashbacks to make you dizzy Secrets of Eden tells the story of an abusive husband who murders his wife and is then shot himself. More
BREAKING: The Church of Scientology is fucking terrifying. More