Topic: John Stamos

12 Times Uncle Jesse Should’ve Had Child Services Called

12 Times Uncle Jesse Should've Had Child Services Called

On the slight chance that the CNN alert did not show up on your phone this morning, you should know that it’s John Stamos’ 50th birthday. And let me be the first to say it (on Crushable.com on this date) that’s he looking finer than ever. However we would be remiss in our journalistic duties if we didn’t address the elephant in the room: his role as Uncle Jesse on Full House. Despite all that he’s accomplished in recent years on Lifetime, we have to talk about all the times he should’ve had child services called for his poor treatment of the Tanner girls. More »

Jesse And The Rippers Reunite On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, I Say ‘Have Mercy’ And Let’s Hit The Smash Club

Jesse And The Rippers Reunite On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, I Say 'Have Mercy' And Let's Hit The Smash Club

Like many of you, I spent my Friday night drinking craft beer with friends and enjoying the stifling east coast heat wave.  I just made sure I was home in time to witness the absolute miracle that was Uncle Jesse performing–in full mullet and leather vest attire–with Jesse and the Rippers on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.  More »

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More »

Firefly And The Playboy Club Actor Sean Maher Comes Out Of The Closet

Firefly And The Playboy Club Actor Sean Maher Comes Out Of The Closet

Considering what little privacy celebrities possess, announcements like this are mind-boggling because of how long the person has been able to keep it secret. Sean Maher has announced that he’s gay—even more, he has a partner of nine years and two children! And he’s spent the last 14 years in Hollywood playing it straight, on everything from cult hit Firefly to new pilot The Playboy Club. More »