Topic: john mayer

11 Of John Mayer’s Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

11 Of John Mayer's Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

Happy birthday to John Mayer, who turns thirty-six today! Which is sooo crazy, because he doesn’t talk like he’s a day over fifteen! Zing. Maybe you guys have forgotten, because Katy Perry is a really great babysitter and keeps John mostly out of the media (and generously supplied with juice boxes), but he was really on a douchebaggery tear for a while there. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

10 Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Celebrities

10 Songs You Didnât Know Were About Celebrities

Of all the many reasons I myself would like to date a celebrity and/or be one myself, ‘because I could get a song written about me’ is pretty near the top. It’s only slightly behind ‘being able to afford to rent out Six Flags for the day’ and ‘having a wax figure of myself at Madame Tussaud’s so I could pose as it and scare the poops out of tourists when they tried to take pictures with me’. More »