Topic: john mayer

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What’s Framed Above John Mayer’s Bed?

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What's Framed Above John Mayer's Bed?

It’s no secret that Taylor Swift takes getting her daily dose of attention more seriously than anyone, even those of us who take our vitamins in the chewy, fruity form. But I must admit, the latest Taylor-centric news piqued even my interest. Taylor’s virginity, which was long ago concluded to have disappeared in John Mayer’s den of depravity, was actually taken by Jake Gyllenhaal. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

10 Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Celebrities

10 Songs You Didnât Know Were About Celebrities

Of all the many reasons I myself would like to date a celebrity and/or be one myself, ‘because I could get a song written about me’ is pretty near the top. It’s only slightly behind ‘being able to afford to rent out Six Flags for the day’ and ‘having a wax figure of myself at Madame Tussaud’s so I could pose as it and scare the poops out of tourists when they tried to take pictures with me’. More »