Topic: john mayer

Apparently Katy Perry’s Dad Preaches Against His ‘Devil Child’ In Sermons, How Nice

I would say that there a majority of people have been mortified by their dads, and whether it’s regularly or a one-time thing I think most of us can relate to being embarrassed by the men who helped give us life. Keith Hudson, better known as Katy Perry‘s preacher man dad, kind of took this to a whole new level recently by renouncing his “devil child” and her “I Kissed A Girl” ways as well as her thousands of fans because THAT IS THE DEVIL’S WORK. More »

John Mayer Is Dating ‘A Mystery Blonde’, I Suspect Amanda Bynes

Less than a month after breaking up with Katy Perry in a storm of ‘lose weight’ comments and ‘no comments’ alike, John Mayer is out prowling the town again, looking for fresh victims. In this case, the town in Los Angeles, and the victim is a ‘very skinny, pretty blonde’ with whom he had dinner at the restaurant Soho House. More »

Happy Birthday Alex Pettyfer: Here Are A Few Simple Steps to Regain Your Bad Boy Street Cred

Today, we wish a happy 23rd birthday to Alex Pettyfer. Two years ago, he was primed to become Hollywood’s next bad boy, but despite his role as a male stripper prodigy in last year’s Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer has disappeared from the public eye lately. Justin Bieber, John Mayer and Chris Brown provide some ideas as to how he can regain his Hollywood bad boy image. More »

Michael Fassbender And 9 Other Stars Less Famous Than Their Penises

Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender! He’s thirty-six years old today, and if you’re anything like me and the rest of the population (whether female or otherwise), when anyone mentions his name, a giant image of a penis flashes into your brain. Here are nine other celebrities who have also (tragically) become less famous than their genitalia. More »

John Mayer Talks About Katy Perry, Disappoints Me With His Lack Of Drama-Causing

Since when is John Mayer all mature, you guys? I kind of got used to him hovering around the south end of my moral compass, down where it’s okay to talk about how bad Jennifer Aniston is in bed after you two break up, and to use the phrase ‘sexual napalm’ when referring to Jessica Simpson. More »

Did Katy Perry And John Mayer Break Up Because She Couldn’t Handle A Few ‘Lose Weight’ Comments?

Speaking of women being oversensitive bitches, Katy Perry and John Mayer allegedly broke up because she couldn’t handle him calling her fat. More »

John Mayer Will Return To Professional Touring After Three Years Of Amateur Douchebaggery

John Mayer has announced that he will mount his first concert tour this year after taking three years off to mount other things and take an extended vocal rest brought on by stress and overuse to his chords. More »

Katy Perry And John Mayer Break Up, Unclear Who Will Get Custody Of Allison Williams

In news that we all saw coming from approximately fourteen billion miles away, Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up. Again. And unfortunately we used all the good jokes last time. More »

Taylor Swift Feels Us Losing Interest, Invites Her Exes To Write Songs About Her

I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I think the tide might be turning against Taylor Swift. More »

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John Mayer Accidentally Takes Katy Perry Out On Valentine’s Day Date, Destroys His Entire Image In One Night

In a shocking Hollywood scandal that we’ll all remember for the rest of our lives, John Mayer accidentally took his girlfriend-ish Katy Perry out on a Valentine’s Day date. While his publicist hasn’t issued an official statement yet, we’re hearing word from their headquarters that they’ve been up all night trying to figure out the best strategy to combat the positive PR he’ll get from this move. More »

Dear Gawker: Allison Williams Is Dating Ricky Van Veen

Here’s a fun fact that everyone already knows: Girls star Allison Williams is dating College Humor co-founder Ricky Van Veen. Or at least that’s something I thought everyone already knew. But after Gawker wrote about her possible mystery suitor today, it looks like it’s something that needs to be cleared up for everyone. More »

John Mayer Admits To Being ‘A Jerk’ In The Past While Still Coming Off As A Jerk

John Mayerappeared on CBS This Morning earlier today, primarily to discuss his vocal chord surgery and healing process. I, along with the rest of America, was more interested in what he had to say about his infamous toolbag interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy back in 2010, where he offended pretty much anyone with a vagina and also all black people. More »

Katy Perry Is Taking Allison Williams to the Grammys And I Don’t Know Why

Well, it’s Grammy season and you know what that means. Time to leave your boyfriend at home and take a girlfriend as your date to the Grammys. Or at least that’s what it means to Katy Perry. She is leaving John Mayer behind and taking new best friend Allison Williams. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Allison Williams If You Fall for Bad Boy John Mayer

I don’t feel sorry for you, Allison Williams, if you get ensnared by John Mayer and his brooding, wily ways. According to standers-by, Allison and John were seen at the Jane Hotel together, with John’s arm around her waist, and then later at a Mexican restaurant with a third person, where they stayed till closing. More »

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