Topic: john lennon

Generate Your Own Arty Bollocks

Generate Your Own Arty Bollocks

Are you an artist of some sort? Do you hate writing artistic statements? I know I do. They’re a necessary evil, unfortunately; if you want funding, you have to write them, and they sure as hell won’t write themselves. OR WILL THEY? With the aid of this handy new Arty Bollocks Generator, you’ll never have to write another artistic statement again! Simply click on the button to generate some bollocks, and voila! Instant artistic statement! Don’t like your first one? Never fear– just keep on clicking until you end up wih one you like. Let’s see what sort of artist it thinks I am, shall we? More »

Video: Will Ferrell Sincerely Sings ‘Imagine’

Video: Will Ferrell Sincerely Sings 'Imagine'

We’ll admit, we’re a little bit lost on the tone here. Will Ferrell was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show singing John Lennon‘s “Imagine” last night with Phillipino boxer Manny Pacquiao, and the comedian does the performance totally straight? Even though the audience is laughing in this way that you can tell they’re not even sure why this is happening, or if they should take it seriously or as some sort of Andy Kaufman-esque prank? Meanwhile, the weird star-shaped wipeouts and cut-aways aren’t helping matters. More »