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Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Humilated At Kim’s Wedding, Does Shots

Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Humilated At Kim's Wedding, Does Shots

• It’s official: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting baby number 3. Will it be another be-dimpled girl? (Have U Heard?)

Lindsay Lohan was spotted downing shots at Kim Kardashian‘s wedding this weekend — while her enabling mother Dina looked on. Seriously? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• And it’s no wonder Lindsay wanted a drink, after the band at Kim’s wedding played a Pitbull song with lyrics dissing her. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• The best part of Blake Lively shooting The Savages with Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch? Blake brings the paps and when she’s not around we get lots of photos of dreamy Taylor. Now if he’d only take off his shirt for a minute…(Lainey Gossip)

• We may love Joel McHale, but Kim Kardashian and the rest of the K fam do not. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Could it be? Is sexy footballer David Beckham losing his hair? (Have U Heard?)

• Check out snaps of Henry Cavill in Superman‘s red cape while filming in Illinois. (Lainey Gossip)

• Would you watch a reality show starring Hugh Hefner‘s recent ex Crystal Harris? (Hollywood Hiccups)

Avril Lavigne Is The McRib and Other McDonald Celebrity Comparisons

Avril Lavigne Is The McRib and Other McDonald Celebrity Comparisons

It’s baaaack! After a long stint out of the public eye, this greasy, saucy mess known as the McRib is being reintroduced at McDonalds. While we know there is a cult following for the McRib, we mainly just find it gross, and any momentary excitement is eclipsed with an icky after-taste. This week’s divorce announcement from Avril Lavigne left us feeling similarly: we didn’t realize how much we hadn’t missed her until she came back. Go away again, Avril, and lets try again in 5 years.

This got us thinking of what other celebrities had the same conceptual properties of McDonalds fast-food. More »

Video: Joel McHale’s Drunk ‘Today’ Show Appearance

Video: Joel McHale's Drunk 'Today' Show Appearance

Handsome comedian Joel McHale made a trip down to NBC to appear on Today in order to promote Community. Since he really has Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda to thank for making up 90 percent of the mockable content for his other show, The Soup, Joel came prepared. Well, he came drunk. Not like “fake drunk.” We’re pretty sure Joel is ornery drunk as he pours out a Rose for the ladies and yells at them to roll the damn clips. More »

Crush Links: Beyonce’s Intimate, Star-Studded B-Day Bash

Crush Links: Beyonce's Intimate, Star-Studded B-Day Bash

Jay-Z threw wifey Beyonce an intimate 29th birthday party Saturday night. But apparently his definition of intimate is different from ours, because this party involved filling about-to-open New York hotspot The Darby with orchids and included fellow A-list guests like Alicia Keys, Kayne West and Diddy. (Page Six)

Natalie Portman will star opposite Robert Downey Jr. in the 3D film Gravity, after Angelina Jolie passed — twice. In this case, we wouldn’t mind being second choice. (Deadline Hollywood)

• But don’t feel sorry for Angelina. She’ll no doubt be unwinding in the $40 million Italian mansion — with vineyard and stables — that she just purchased with Brad Pitt. (Herald Sun)

• Phew — Robert Pattinson won’t be guest starring in an upcoming episode of Entourage. What about True Blood? (E! Online)

Snooki’s “boyfriend” Jeff Miranda says he gets death threats. Hey, he better treat our girl right or else! (Radar Online)

• As if it couldn’t get any worse for Mel Gibson, ex Oksana Grigorieva wants him to pay $84,000 for the PR team she hired during her very public spat with him. So that’s how much it costs to slowly leak damaging tapes day by day. (New York Post)

• Tennis star Serena Williams is said to have her eye on red hot Canadian rapper Drake, after recently breaking up with rapper Common. Hands off, Serena, Drake is ours! (Page Six)

Joel McHale is getting to live out lots of mens’ fantasies — he’s set to play Jessica Alba‘s husband in Spy Kids 4. (Variety) More »