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Nicole Richie Now Married To An Elephant

 Nicole Richie Now Married To An Elephant

Or so it would appear in this image from a German magazine, showing a photo from Nicole Richie‘s marriage to Joel Madden. Maybe the elephant’s her dowry? We spent a little time in Germany and have translated the text. It says:

“Lifestlyes of the rich and the famous, they’re always complaining, always complaining. If money is such a problem, well they got mansions, I think we should rob them.”

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Gallery: Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! Brought Out All The Cute Celeb Kids

Gallery: Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! Brought Out All The Cute Celeb Kids

We kind of feel like the best argument for wanting to be a celebrity is that your kids will automatically pop out 100x cuter than they would have if you were a mere commoner. Seriously, there is nothing more adorable than celeb offspring! Especially when they’re all excited and happy like they were at LA’s live Yo Gabba Gabba! show. Chubby-cheeked and stylish children in the same room as DJ Lance? We’re in. More »

Parting Tweet: Nicole Richie Wishes She Was Butch Cassidy

Parting Tweet: Nicole Richie Wishes She Was Butch Cassidy

You know, I don’t think we’ve given Nicole Richie enough credit. She was a laughing stock of Paris Hilton caliber, everyone was on her case about being severely anorexic, she hooked up with Brody Jenner and got knocked up by Joel Madden…by all accounts, she should be hanging out with Dr. Drew right about now. But instead motherhood has treated her well, and also has given her a sense of humor. Damn if this wasn’t the first time I read something on Twitter today and actually laughed out loud (and also agreed, because Robert Redford is slammin’.) Well played, Nicole Richie, well played. More »

Harlow Madden Stalked By X17 Photo Agency

Harlow Madden Stalked By X17 Photo Agency

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are fighting back at paparazzo photo agency X17 after the company known for candid photos of Lindsay Lohan passed-out in her car parked their vehicles outside 2-year-old Harlow Madden‘s pre-school. While all photo agencies are pretty scummy, X17 works hard at being deplorable: stalking celebrity children, hunting down celebs to catch them at their worst moments, and in some cases, even resorting to libelous stories in order to get their “exclusives.” More »

Crush Links: Not Much of A ‘Situation’ In the Pants Department

Crush Links: Not Much of A 'Situation' In the Pants Department

• A nightclub promoter hit The Situation where it really hurts…in his very tiny groin area. (DListed)

Rachel Bilson: Sunglass blogger. (TheFrisky)

• RIP Tony Curtis: The Some Like It Hot actor passed away yesterday in Las Vegas. (TMZ)

• Seriously guys, a Munsters remake? Well its better than the Monopoly movie, I guess. (Jezebel)

• Man, Nicole Richie isn’t giving anything away about her upcoming (?) marriage to Joel Madden. Not like we care… (PopSugar)

• On the other hand, Jon Hamm is hung like an ox. We knew it! (OMGBlog)

• Before Fergie, Josh Duhamel would do background checks on ladies before he agreed to dinner. (Betty Confidential) More »