It’s been a tough year in the life of Ashlee Simpson, a woman previously known for such fits of whimsy as lip-synching on Saturday Night Live, the song La La, and naming her child Bronx Mowgli. If those are the things that Ashlee does when her life is going well, then what does she do when things get a little dicey? Welp, a lot of drinking, turns out. More
Don’t you kind of love it when vocally homophobic people turn out to be gay? I’m not afraid to admit that I do. More
Look, we could already tell from his makeover that Papa Joe Simpson might be gay. We don’t need some long-haired famewhore filling in the blanks. More
This could be the reason behind Joe Simpson‘s DUI and divorce. More
Jessica Simpson‘s dad Joe Simpson has always creeped me out a little. With his professions of piety, control over his daughter’s career, and obsession with her sex life (and boobs), he’s always seemed like one of those people who uses … More
As if her announcement yesterday about loving pregnant sex wasn’t enough to get you all hot and bothered, today she announced what she’s naming her daughter. More
Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper? More
Jessica Simpson is engaged! Again! Hey, she’s had 5 years to heal from her marriage/reality show with Nick Lachey, and the older and wiser Jessica has taken her time with her new fiancee, Eric Johnson. Or has she? After all, didn’t Nick just propose to Vanessa Minnillo? And wasn’t Eric – a former pro-tight end for the 49′ers and the New Orleans Saints – still technically married when he started dating Jessica back in May? All these questions, and so little answers!
But we do know that Eric – despite his current lack of a career besides being attached to a notorious football groupie – is pretty hot. Here are 5 other things we do know about the (currently free-floating) NFL star. More
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That sounds about right, doesn’t it? Crushable previously reported that Jessica Simpson was in talks to be a judge on American Idol, thereby replacing super-boring-it’s-like-she’s-not-even-there Ellen DeGeneres. But lo and behold, she lost the coveted gig. Memo to Jessica: You need to drop the dad-ager and get yourself a real manager. More
It’s a fact: Jessica Simpson is in talks with American Idol about joining the judges’ panel next season. She’s not going to replace Simon Cowell; she would, however, make a great replacement for Ellen DeGeneres, who is dead weight on … More
Many, many moons past there was a time when Jessica Simpson was a singer, or is that some odd dream fragment haunting our waking hours. No, no, she was definitely a singer, even had a double-platinum-selling album or two. There … More
• Former Eliot Spitzer mistress Ashley Dupre is now learning how to sell houses instead of her body. (Daily Intel) • Jessica Simpson is bringing her creepy dad, Joe Simpson, around to events again. Guess that was his Father’s Day … More