Topic: Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas Shows Off His Lovely New Tattoo Of A Rope Vagina

Joe Jonas has a new tattoo and a perfectly reasonable explanation for the meaning behind it, but I’d prefer to call it what it is — a rope vagina. More »

As If We Needed Another Sign Kevin Jonas Is The Antichrist, He Ruins A Fan’s Life

Just when you think Kevin Jonas can’t get any more offensive, he pulls a stunt so atrocious that I’m willing to bet he gets stripped of the last name Jonas before sunset. More »

Joe Jonas Must Be Punking Us, Because He’s Dating Someone Named Blanda Eggenschwiler

Joe Jonas must be playing an elaborate prank on the blogger world, because he’s dating someone by the totally normal name of Blanda Eggenschwiler. More »

Taylor Swift Is Dating Harry Styles, Who Has Absolutely No Reputation As A Womanizer

I’m starting to think Taylor Swift dates guys purely based on their potential to hurt her and fuel a good breakup song. Otherwise, how do you explain her new relationship with One Direction‘s infamous 18-year old womanizer Harry Styles. More »

Tim Tebow Is Dating Camilla Belle, Who Used To Date Another Famous Virgin By The Name Of Joe Jonas

When you date in the ‘celebrity virgin’ circle, you have very few options, which is how New York Jet Tim Tebow and dilligent boy-bander Joe Jonas have now both dated Camilla Belle. More »

Kevin Jonas Makes Incredibly Pointless Announcement During Married To Jonas Season Finale

Naturally we all assumed this meant Danielle was pregnant, with child, renting out her uterus, growing a baby in her belly, inviting the stork over for a play date. Why else would you ask both families to come to a dinner on a random night? More »

What’s The Difference Between Taylor Swift And A Middle School Girl? One Makes Millions!

It’s always someone else’s fault when you’re Taylor Swift. More »

Decoding Taylor Swift’s Red: We Figured Out Who Each Song Is About

I have spent hours taking apart every word of these songs so you know which exes she is bashing (or which current relationship she’s celebrating). Obviously there are clues in her songs, and Taylor always gives clues in her album booklet by capitalizing letters in the album’s lyrics…and things aren’t looking good for Jake Gyllenhaal. More »

Did Uncle Jesse Inspire Nick Jonas’ New Mercy Tattoo?

Here’s a fun fact you probably didn’t know about entertainment blogging. Every time a celebrity gets a tattoo and tweets it out, bloggers are legally required to analyze the meaning behind it. The same goes for drastic haircuts and engagement-type rings not worn on the ring finger. More »

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Are The Jonas Brothers Too Far Gone For A Comeback?

Kevin, Nick, and Joe are reuniting for a new album after three years, but can they really compete with One Direction? Should they? More »

Taylor Swift Continues To Troll Us By Releasing Another Song About Heartbreak

I take back every not-so-nice thing I’ve said about Taylor Swift. Turns out she’s on our side! In fact she might be the king of our side because she can out-troll us any day of the week with her songs. More »

11 Things That Need To Happen To Make Married To Jonas Watchable

As an avid watcher of The Virgin Diaries, I eagerly sat down to watch Married to Jonas last night. I naturally assumed that the show would be a cross between Real Housewives of New Jersey and Downton Abbey. An interesting peek into the home of Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle Jonas. More »

For No Real Reason, I Still Get A Virgin Vibe From Kevin Jonas

I get the vibe that Kevin Jonas may still be a virgin. There’s nothing factual to back up my statement. Just an instinct. And the fact that he poses with Danielle in a cousin/acquaintance fashion — and not a “boom, this is the woman who stole my v-card” way.
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Giveaway: Win A Married To Jonas In-Laws Survival Kit Worth Over $100!

One lucky Crushable reader will win a Married To Jonas In-Laws Survival Kit worth over $100! More »

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