Topic: Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas Has Gone Rogue — Tells Ryan Seacrest ‘Pom Poms’ Means Boobs

So I think we’ve officially lost Joe Jonas, everyone; he’s gone rogue. He put a human-shaped pillow under his covers this morning and sneaked out of his house to go on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today and asserted that ‘pom poms’ — you know, the name of their new single and their entire album — is a term for boobs. More »

Joe Jonas Takes The Celebrity Date Trend To A Creepy Place With A Video And Today Show Surprise

In the mood to watch a creepy video of Joe Jonas inviting a girl to his concert? Of course you are. Just like you’re in the mood to see him dressed in a beard and prosthetic makeup to surprise the same girl on The Today Show this morning. Just go with it, okay? More »

ACUVUE® Brand Launches Its’ 2013 1-DAY Contest!

From an early age, we are always asked: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” It gives us the false assertion that whatever we want to be, we can’t be that until later in life when we’re … More »

There’s A New Jonas Brothers Sex Tape…I Mean Album Coming Out

So turns out there’s a new sex tape distraction…I mean Jonas Brothers album coming out next month, you guys. It’s called ‘Pom Poms’ and it’sdue April 9th. More »

Whether The Joe Jonas Sex Tape Is Real Or Not, His Team Is Really Freaking Out Right Now

Methinks thou mightest protest too much, Joe Jonas… More »

I’m A Little Skeptical That This Joe Jonas Sex Tape Actually Exists

Okay internet world, suspend your disbelief for a second, because here come something illogical: there’s allegedly a Joe Jonas sex tape being shopped around. Because his family would really let that happen. More »

Taylor Swift Feels Us Losing Interest, Invites Her Exes To Write Songs About Her

I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I think the tide might be turning against Taylor Swift. More »

Here Are Some Joe Jonas Fans Who Would Greatly Enjoy If I Died

Here are some of my favorite tweets from people who hope I die after what I wrote about Joe Jonas yesterday. Good constructive criticism, thanks guys. More »

Joe Jonas Smoking And Being Rude To Fans — Officially The Worst Of The Jonas Brothers

There’s apparently a contest underway for who is the worst of The Jonas Brothers, and Joe Jonas is putting up some stiff competition. More »

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Kevin Jonas Remembers He Is Married, Showers Wife With Romantic Money

I can tell that Kevin Jonas is totally in love with his wife Danielle, because he paid $7,000 to sleep in the same room as her on their third anniversary. More »

Taylor Swift Turns 23 Today, But It’s Unlikely Abigail Got The Invite To Her Party

So today, in honor of Taylor Swift turning 23, I thought we could talk about Abigail. Little red-headed Abigail who befriended Taylor Swift on the first day of school when no one else would talk to her — and then tried to corrupt her from the inside out with her horrible slutty ways. Mostly because Taylor Swift insisted on always wearing t-shirts. More »

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