Topic: Joe Gorga

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

If you haven’t heard of Magic Mike or The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I feel so sorry for you. Chances are if you’re reading this, you are familiar with both of these amazing sources of entertainment and want to know just what I am actually talking about. Now hear me out, we all know that Joe Gorga loves sex. He loves to be naked. He loves to strip. He loves to walk around without a shirt on. Why was he not cast in Magic Mike?! I can only assume that he has seen the movie and whispered to his wife the whole time, “I could do that!” More »

Real Housewives Of New Jersey Surprisingly Pulls Off A Touching Gay Episode

Real Housewives Of New Jersey Surprisingly Pulls Off A Touching Gay Episode

With the exception of Milania Giudice, I’m usually unimpressed with the general behavior of every single cast member on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I never finish an episode wanting to know them in real life. I’m never like, “I wish I could get drinks with Caroline Manzo and Kathy Wakile!” It’s more like how can I marry a Manzo without a pre-nup and steal all his money in the divorce? More »