It’s no secret that Joan Rivers l-o-v-e-s plastic surgery. She wakes up in the morning craving the feeling of someone attacking her face with a knife, a needle and a staple gun. In fact, the rumor for years was that Melissa Rivers‘s real father was a bohemian scalpel. But even though it’s common knowledge that Joan’s face is more fresh than a brand new fetus, I didn’t know it took 739 plastic surgeries to get it there. More
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As someone who’s never seen Joan & Melissa, I’m not really sure of the premise. I get that it’s supposed to be a reality show, but like with most “reality” shows, there’s more scripted entertainment than reality going on in it. More
Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More
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Things I found out recently include the fact that the Kardashian sisters are making their fiction debut in November with a novel entitled Dollhouse. Says Kim, “”The novel is based on our lives but we’ve added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” But Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney are far from the only celebs who have tried their hand at novel-writing. I can’t speak as to how much these shining literary achievements owe to a little thing we call ghostwriting, but some of them aren’t so bad. Others… well, take a look for yourselves! More
Happy Passover, you guys! We’re on our way upstate to visit our grandparents. We’ll leave a glass of wine out for either Elijah or Joan Rivers, in case either of them would like to stop by. More
Joan Rivers says the Real Housewives of New York City doesn’t represent New York accurately. Heresy! (Perez Hilton)
David Arquette said, quite simply, of Courteney, that he “tried to fuck her and she doesn’t even want” him. Yeah… that comment will really make you enticing to her. (Dlisted)
Happy End-Of-Day-After-Halloween! Did everyone have a good weekend? We wore three different costumes this year which is totally insane. The celebrities of Twitter were in a festive spirit as well, tweeting morning-after messages all day.
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It’s 5 o’clock and all’s well in Tweetland. Celebs are have taken to their iPhones and Blackberries with extra vigor today. Here’s what’s going on with Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra), Nick Zano (@NICKZANNO), Adam Levine (@adamlevine) and Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers): More
Sometimes we just want the facts. Hey, Tweets are kept to 140 characters for a reason — mostly, our short attention spans. So whether it’s a purity ring-free Joe Jonas (@JoeJonas) tell us the temperature or Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) making fun of The Situation, it seems like today celebrities had better things to do than update their Twitter. Or, maybe that’s what Twitter should be used for everyday. More
Look, we think it’s awesome that Helen Mirren can be considered such a sex kitten in Hollywood, breaking down those ageist barriers that might be even harder to dismantle than the ones against plus-sized women in the industry. So give … More
You guys know what a riddle is, right? It’s not a narrative about trains that doesn’t make any sense (sorry, Christopher Nolan!). It’s like “What’s black and white and red all over?” Or I guess that can be a joke. … More
Style and grace are a rare trait to come by in 2010, particularly when you’re looking at young Hollywood. In a break from our usual coverage of the young stars stinking up the tabloid circuit, here are some women we … More