Topic: Joan Rivers

Kris Jenner Says She Cried Herself To Sleep Over Kim’s Sex Tape, Forgets To Add They Were Tears Of Joy

Kris Jenner Says She Cried Herself To Sleep Over Kim's Sex Tape, Forgets To Add They Were Tears Of Joy

Kris Jenner took a break from plotting to make every episode of Sesame Street sponsored by the letter K to make an appearance on Joan Rivers’ web talk show “In Bed With Joan.” She’s Kris Jenner for the whole video, so you can probably piece together what that’s like, but the best part of the interview is when Joan asks how she felt about her daughter Kim Kardashian’s sex tape going public in 2007 and Kris actually pretends that she was upset by it. More »

Odds Are At Least One Of Your Favorite Celebs Is In Bonnie McKee’s Catchy Music Video

Odds Are At Least One Of Your Favorite Celebs Is In Bonnie McKee's Catchy Music Video

You might remember that “Call Me Maybe” gained popularity when celebs like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez sang along in a lip-dub video. If I use my powers of celebrity mathematics, I’d say Bonnie McKee’s debut single “American Girl” should, by the transitive property or something, be the 2013 Song of the Summer. Why? Because the video features even more famous faces than Carly’s did. And also the song is incredibly catchy. More »

Bristol Palin Switched With Melissa Rivers On Wife Swap, But It’s Joan Rivers Who (Obvi) Stole The Show

Bristol Palin Switched With Melissa Rivers On Wife Swap, But It's Joan Rivers Who (Obvi) Stole The Show

Celebrity Wife Swap is back and is providing us with that good ol’ fish-out-of-water entertainment that we all love so very much. This time, Melissa Rivers gives up her Hollywood comfort for ice-fishing with Willow Palin in Alaska and Bristol Palin gives up her Alaskan down coats (kind of) for feeling awkward with Joan Rivers in Hollywood. And, if I’m being honest, Joan Rivers totally steals the show away with her surprising kindness. ‘Twas a pleasant surprise that makes me feel like less of a bad person for enjoying Fashion Police so much. More »

Joan Rivers’s 739 Plastic Surgeries Guarantee That The 740th Will Be Free

Joan Rivers's 739 Plastic Surgeries Guarantee That The 740th Will Be Free

It’s no secret that Joan Rivers l-o-v-e-s plastic surgery. She wakes up in the morning craving the feeling of someone attacking her face with a knife, a needle and a staple gun. In fact, the rumor for years was that Melissa Rivers‘s real father was a bohemian scalpel. But even though it’s common knowledge that Joan’s face is more fresh than a brand new fetus, I didn’t know it took 739 plastic surgeries to get it there. More »

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »