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Gwyneth Paltrow’s School Didn’t Teach Her ‘Reading Or Anything,’ So That Explains A Lot

Gwyneth Paltrow's School Didn't Teach Her 'Reading Or Anything,' So That Explains A Lot

Do you ever wonder how Gwyneth Paltrow became Gwyneth Paltrow? How was she shaped into the goopy character she is today? Was she made in a witch’s brew of leafy vegetables and organic skin cream and overpriced shoes? Did an angel visit her one night as a child and bless her with eternally pin-straight hair? As it turns out, she just went to a really alternative school where she learned nothing of value. And now we know! More »

Robert Pattinson Is Back In Our Lives, And The First Thing He Wants To Talk About Is Erotic Spitting

Robert Pattinson Is Back In Our Lives, And The First Thing He Wants To Talk About Is Erotic Spitting

Friends, I’m a little (okay, a lot) worried about Robert Pattinson right now. I feel like he’s been out of our lives for so long it’s like he only existed in the stories of anonymous sources and reports speculating that he and Kristen Stewart are still in luuurve. But he’s still an actual person who exists, and his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his movie The Rover reminded me that he’s also a weird person. Very weird. More »

Elle Fanning’s Promposal Story Is So Adorably Awkward You’ll Actually Be Jealous Of It

Elle Fanning's Promposal Story Is So Adorably Awkward You'll Actually Be Jealous Of It

I don’t know if you know this, but asking someone to prom these days isn’t just something you casually do one day while chatting with your friend at your locker between class. Kids take this very seriously, and people have started referring to it as a “promposal.” In 20 years, don’t you want a memorable story to tell your children about how you got asked to a school dance when you were 16? More »