Topic: jewel

Crushable’s Ultimate Lazy Day Playlist

Crushable's Ultimate Lazy Day Playlist

I’m pleased to inform you that today is National No Housework Day. I KNOW! Doesn’t it just give you the burning desire to not dust something? I could be wrong, but I think that if anyone sees you folding laundry or adjusting couch cushions or (heaven forbid) vacuuming today, you’ll be arrested on the spot. And that’s one rule I’m very happy to follow. More »

Gallery: How Celebrities Hide – Or Flaunt – Their Baby Bump

Gallery: How Celebrities Hide - Or Flaunt - Their Baby Bump

How did everyone in Hollywood get knocked up in the span of like, two weeks? We thought babies were the new hot commodity in 2008, and that this year’s trend would be, we dunno, adopting a baby from space or something. (There are a lot of babies in outer space that need good homes, just check out 2001: A Space Odyssey if you don’t believe me.)

And just as there are many different types of celeb fashion, there are just as many ways to flaunt your baby bump, which is that extra 4 pounds that paparazzi starts taking pictures of, regardless of whether you’re actually pregnant or not. We check out the recent mommys-to-be to see how they’re accessorising around nature’s little accessory. More »

Gallery: Sparkles, Sequins And Carrot Top Prevail At The American Country Awards

Gallery: Sparkles, Sequins And Carrot Top Prevail At The American Country Awards

Wait, didn’t we just have the American Country Awards several weeks back? Oh, that was the Country Music Awards? Well what about last week…oh, that was the American Music Awards, that’s right. Thank god for Google Calendar or I’d never get any of this straight.

Though this ceremony did distinguish itself in ways the CMAs failed to. Sure, there was the usual amount of tassels masquerading as the bottom parts of dresses, and men wearing inappropriately casual Ed Hardy shirts. But did the other music award shows have both Carrot Top and famed illusionist Criss Angel? I rest my case, good sir. Sir, I said I rest my case! Now be a good lad at fetch me some of those Uncle Krackers. More »

Jewel ‘Pretends’ She Can’t Sing - Hey! Hey you guys remember Jewel?! Remember? “You Were Meant For Me?” “Who Will Save Your Soul?” Uh…all the other ones? Well, just in case the singer/poet hasn’t been on the forefront of your mind lately, her recent Funny Or Die video – in which she dresses up as a butch lesbian, goes to a karaoke bar to sing off-key to her own songs and then is like “PSYCH! I’m Jewel!” and everyone’s like “Who?” – should jog your memory. (FOD)