Topic: Jessica-Simpson

Let’s All Laugh At The National Enquirer Fabricating A Jessica Simpson Vs. Vanessa Lachey ‘Baby Weight Battle!’

Letâs All Laugh At The National Enquirer Fabricating A Jessica Simpson Vs. Vanessa Lachey âBaby Weight Battle!â

New developments in the Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Saga! In a completely false plot twist, we’re now confronted with a delicious lady vendetta to add to those baby weight updates. According to complete nonsense, Jessica is in a massive baby weight shedding competition with Vanessa Lachey! And nothing smells stronger of sexist fiction than the words “baby weight showdown!” More »

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t See Any Money From Weight Watchers Until She Loses All The Pounds

Jessica Simpson Doesnât See Any Money From Weight Watchers Until She Loses All The Pounds

Umm, does Jessica Simpson have a lawyer? You’d think a woman who runs a nearly billion-dollar fashion empire would have a lawyer to look over contracts because this seems like a detail you’d want to look over a few times. On the premiere of Katie Couric’s new show Katie, Jessica told the host she won’t receive the any of the money from her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers until she reaches her target weight. More »

Weight Watchers Is Definitely Getting Their Money’s Worth With This Jessica Simpson Plug

Weight Watchers Is Definitely Getting Their Moneyâs Worth With This Jessica Simpson Plug

Jessica Simpson has officially kicked off her Weight Watchers spokesperson role with a fluffy piece in USA TODAY — and goodness, is she worth every single penny. Katie Couric should be jealous because the interview I envisioned for the new mother has already taken place, complete with “I’m just a regular mom like you” scripted lines, plugs about particular diets, and trainer name dropping. More »

Adele Demonstrates The Proper Way To Get Married and Have A Baby As A Celebrity By Shutting Up About It

Adele Demonstrates The Proper Way To Get Married and Have A Baby As A Celebrity By Shutting Up About It

Love means never having to blab endlessly about your celebrity baby bump or engagement, according to AdeleProving once again that she is amazing at keeping her lips shut unless she’s blowing all other pop singers out of the water, Adele is not only most likely in her third trimester of pregnancy, but now she’s a married woman too.  She and Simon Konecki apparently were wed at some point this summer. More »

Moms Shouldn’t Look To Celebrities As Role Models For Baby Weight Loss

Moms Shouldnât Look To Celebrities As Role Models For Baby Weight Loss

New mothers have been feeling a lot of stress lately. I mean, outside from the stress of caring for a newborn, trying to breastfeed, getting no sleep and listening to the most stressful sound in the universe. (That would be a baby crying.) Aside from that whole idea of keeping another human being alive that depends solely on you, there’s a new pressure facing new moms. That’s the pressure to lose all that baby weight almost immediately after giving birth. More »