Topic: Jessica-Simpson

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You’re A Beyonce Or A Solange

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You're A Beyonce Or A Solange

There’s nothing more important on your road to self-discovery than figuring out if you’re a Beyonce or a Solange. That’s just a fact. All doctors will agree that the answer to that question will determine everything about you — from your future in show business to how closely you’re seated to your father on Thanksgiving to the amount of surrogacy rumors that will haunt you after you give birth to your first child. More »

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

The third season of Wilfred premieres on FX tonight at 10 PM. The return of the show got me thinking about what it would be like if this storyline were to be reimagined for different actors and different animals. So naturally I put together a list of 12 celebrities (because of the Chinese zodiac) and the animals they should play on TV, based on their persona. Keep in mind that all of these celebrities would be appearing onscreen in cheap-looking animal suits and talking like themselves. That should make the experience more fun. More »

John Mayer Admits To Being ‘A Jerk’ In The Past While Still Coming Off As A Jerk

John Mayer Admits To Being 'A Jerk' In The Past While Still Coming Off As A Jerk

John Mayerappeared on CBS This Morning earlier today, primarily to discuss his vocal chord surgery and healing process.  I, along with the rest of America, was more interested in what he had to say about his infamous toolbag interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy back in 2010, where he offended pretty much anyone with a vagina and also all black people. More »