New developments in the Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Saga! In a completely false plot twist, weâre now confronted with a delicious lady vendetta to add to those baby weight updates. According to complete nonsense, Jessica is in a massive baby weight shedding competition with Vanessa Lachey! And nothing smells stronger of sexist fiction than the words âbaby weight showdown!â More
Umm, does Jessica Simpson have a lawyer? Youâd think a woman who runs a nearly billion-dollar fashion empire would have a lawyer to look over contracts because this seems like a detail youâd want to look over a few times. On the premiere of Katie Couricâs new show Katie, Jessica told the host she wonât receive the any of the money from her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers until she reaches her target weight. More
Spoiler alert: I have absolutely no idea how much weight new mom Jessica Simpson has or hasn’t lost…and it’s driving me crazy. More
Jessica Simpson has officially kicked off her Weight Watchers spokesperson role with a fluffy piece in USA TODAY â and goodness, is she worth every single penny. Katie Couric should be jealous because the interview I envisioned for the new mother has already taken place, complete with âIâm just a regular mom like youâ scripted lines, plugs about particular diets, and trainer name dropping. More
Love means never having to blab endlessly about your celebrity baby bump or engagement, according toÂ Adele.Â Proving once again that she is amazing at keeping her lips shutÂ unless she’s blowing all other pop singers out of the water, Adele is not only most likely in her third trimester of pregnancy, but nowÂ she’s a married woman too. Â She andÂ Simon Konecki apparently were wed at some point this summer. More
New mothers have been feeling a lot of stress lately. I mean, outside from the stress of caring for a newborn, trying to breastfeed, getting no sleep and listening to the most stressful sound in the universe. (That would be a baby crying.) Aside from that whole idea of keeping another human being alive that depends solely on you, thereâs a new pressure facing new moms. Thatâs the pressure to lose all that baby weight almost immediately after giving birth. More
Jessica Simpson‘s dad Joe Simpson has always creeped me out a little. With his professions of piety, control over his daughter’s career, and obsession with her sex life (and boobs), he’s always seemed like one of those people who uses … More
Kristin Cavallari gave birth, and all she did was announce it on Twitter? We expected better from a reality star: A video? A meme? An Instagram pic using a filter that would have shown us what it would’ve looked like if Kristin had been giving birth in the ’50s? Something! More
TMZ is reporting that John Mayer and Katy Perry were seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night. While I’m pretty sure that Chateau Marmont is used mainly for cocaine binges and easy publicity, it’s also an easy place for the rich and famous to get laid by someone equally as rich and famous. More
Not only did it take Jessica Simpson approximately 14 years to birth her daughter Maxwell, but she’s hogged the media ever since the very first “Jessica Simpson is pregnant” headline back in October. More
The stress of new parenthood can bring anyone to tears. But add a global scrutiny about pregnancy weight, fat jokes, and pokes at âworldâs longest pregnancyâ and you have the dilemma of new mother Jessica Simpson. Not that I think the bump exploiting extraordinaire deserves much sympathy (aside from the weight criticism) for making breeding now central to her spotlight. But news that the 31-year-old is running up against that lucrative Weight Watchers deadline with tears just goes to show that no one should be profiting off a new motherâs weight loss. More
This week it was announced that Jennifer Hudson will be launching a new clothing line for women with curves. Though Jennifer won an Oscar in 2007, it was her dramatic 80 pound weight loss and resulting Weight Watchers contract that really brought her career to a whole new level in the last few years. And then we are just counting down the days until Jessica Simpson loses weight with her $3 million Weight Watchers contract as a result of her much publicized pregnancy weight gain. Valerie Bertinelli is also sitting pretty with her Jenny Craig contract and who can keep track of how many times Janet Jackson (NutriSystem) gains and then loses weight and gets a commercial out of it. We canât help but think with the average salary paid to celebrity endorsers for weight loss programs ranging from $500,000 to $3 million, is gaining weight when you are a celebrity and then landing a major business deal to lose it the new career savior? More
Jessica Simpson may have scored a big People cover following the birth of Maxwell Drew Johnson, but thatâs not all she and her massive mommy brand PR team are hoping youâll take note of. The new mother has seasoned her first post-pregnant interview with an obligatory sex life update that seems to place her in Tori Spelling territory.
Jessica told the tabloid that she has gone against doctorâs orders about giving that c-section time to heal â and all because her fiance, Eric Johnson, is oh so desirable: More
Jessica Simpson has hardly paused in keeping her mommy brand momentum going. The masterful bump profiteer may have seemed somewhat quiet in the weeks following her daughterâs birth, but a new People magazine cover confirms that the mother wasnât just kicking back on maternity leave. She was hard at work negotiating a cover and debut photo spread of Maxwell Drew Johnson for a whopping $800,000. Who says (celebrity) motherhood doesnât pay?
The issue will reportedly be on newsstands this Friday with plenty of images of the new baby and Jessicaâs first post-pregnancy interview. While âBABY BLISS!â isnât exactly what comes to my mind when envisioning a new mother at home with her newborn, Peopleâs piece will include such PR gems as âlife has completely changed!â and âWe canât get enough!â More