Topic: Jessica-Simpson

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Now that Jessica has given birth to her son Ace Knute Johnson, everybody’s waiting on the edge of their seats to hear more about him. So it was oh so exciting over the weekend when Jessica tweeted a picture with the message “Eric got carried away with his swaddling skills.” This must be a photo of little Ace wrapped snug as a bug in a blanket decorated with the playing cards that inspired his name! Let’s open the photo and take a looksy. More »

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Yesterday we celebrated the 39th birthday of Derek Jeter, you know, that guy that dates every woman in Hollywood. Among the names in his Little Black Book of celebrities are Minka Kelly, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba. Little did I know that when he isn’t speed-dating all of LA, he’s el capitan of the New York Yankees. In honor of the birthday boy, here’s a rundown of athletes known primarily for their celebrity significant others. Hey, it’s the company you keep, right? More »

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You’re A Beyonce Or A Solange

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You're A Beyonce Or A Solange

There’s nothing more important on your road to self-discovery than figuring out if you’re a Beyonce or a Solange. That’s just a fact. All doctors will agree that the answer to that question will determine everything about you — from your future in show business to how closely you’re seated to your father on Thanksgiving to the amount of surrogacy rumors that will haunt you after you give birth to your first child. More »

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

The third season of Wilfred premieres on FX tonight at 10 PM. The return of the show got me thinking about what it would be like if this storyline were to be reimagined for different actors and different animals. So naturally I put together a list of 12 celebrities (because of the Chinese zodiac) and the animals they should play on TV, based on their persona. Keep in mind that all of these celebrities would be appearing onscreen in cheap-looking animal suits and talking like themselves. That should make the experience more fun. More »

John Mayer Admits To Being ‘A Jerk’ In The Past While Still Coming Off As A Jerk

John Mayer Admits To Being 'A Jerk' In The Past While Still Coming Off As A Jerk

John Mayerappeared on CBS This Morning earlier today, primarily to discuss his vocal chord surgery and healing process.  I, along with the rest of America, was more interested in what he had to say about his infamous toolbag interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy back in 2010, where he offended pretty much anyone with a vagina and also all black people. More »