Topic: Jessica-Simpson

11 Of John Mayer’s Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

11 Of John Mayer's Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

Happy birthday to John Mayer, who turns thirty-six today! Which is sooo crazy, because he doesn’t talk like he’s a day over fifteen! Zing. Maybe you guys have forgotten, because Katy Perry is a really great babysitter and keeps John mostly out of the media (and generously supplied with juice boxes), but he was really on a douchebaggery tear for a while there. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

Crush Links Lena Dunham Knows When To Put Her Girls Back In The Cage

Crush Links Lena Dunham Knows When To Put Her Girls Back In The Cage

• There’s nothing I’d love to see more than George Clooney and Sandra Bullock together. These pictures say it all. (Lainey Gossip)

• I am the first *NSYNC fan jumping on the JC Chasez making a comeback train! (Have U Heard)

Daniel Radcliffe back on drugs and alcohol? Blimey, Harrry! (Hollywood Hiccups)

Lena Dunham knows when it’s time to stop showing her boobs every five seconds on Girls. That’s good at least. (The Frisky)

Jessica Simpson reportedly must lose more baby weight to keep her Weight Watchers contract. She just had a baby, so leave her be! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

•  Well, folks, Lady Gaga is singing about pigs now or “Swine” should I say. (Celebuzz)

Katie Holmes fears Tom Cruise and Scientology still so watch out Suri! (The Stir)

Beyonce’s emotional moments with fans will bring you to tears! (ET Online)

• To make your day a little brighter here are babies eating lemons! (Flavorwire)

(Photo: Alberto Reyes/WENN.com)

Jessica Simpson Debuts Her New Baby Ace, But His Sister Maxwell Is Totally Stealing His Thunder

Jessica Simpson Debuts Her New Baby Ace, But His Sister Maxwell Is Totally Stealing His Thunder

Obviously Ace is absolutely precious and I’ll have to text him to ask what kind of lip balm he uses, but am I the only one who’s thinking his big sister Maxwell is stealing his thunder a little bit? I mean, when I first opened the photo I went “Oh my goodness look how cute the baby is!” and then I realized that the baby I was looking at appeared to be more than a year old and was also female. More »

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Now that Jessica has given birth to her son Ace Knute Johnson, everybody’s waiting on the edge of their seats to hear more about him. So it was oh so exciting over the weekend when Jessica tweeted a picture with the message “Eric got carried away with his swaddling skills.” This must be a photo of little Ace wrapped snug as a bug in a blanket decorated with the playing cards that inspired his name! Let’s open the photo and take a looksy. More »

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Yesterday we celebrated the 39th birthday of Derek Jeter, you know, that guy that dates every woman in Hollywood. Among the names in his Little Black Book of celebrities are Minka Kelly, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba. Little did I know that when he isn’t speed-dating all of LA, he’s el capitan of the New York Yankees. In honor of the birthday boy, here’s a rundown of athletes known primarily for their celebrity significant others. Hey, it’s the company you keep, right? More »

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You’re A Beyonce Or A Solange

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You're A Beyonce Or A Solange

There’s nothing more important on your road to self-discovery than figuring out if you’re a Beyonce or a Solange. That’s just a fact. All doctors will agree that the answer to that question will determine everything about you — from your future in show business to how closely you’re seated to your father on Thanksgiving to the amount of surrogacy rumors that will haunt you after you give birth to your first child. More »

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

12 Celebrities And The Animals They Should Play On TV

The third season of Wilfred premieres on FX tonight at 10 PM. The return of the show got me thinking about what it would be like if this storyline were to be reimagined for different actors and different animals. So naturally I put together a list of 12 celebrities (because of the Chinese zodiac) and the animals they should play on TV, based on their persona. Keep in mind that all of these celebrities would be appearing onscreen in cheap-looking animal suits and talking like themselves. That should make the experience more fun. More »