Topic: Jessica-Simpson

Let’s All Laugh At The National Enquirer Fabricating A Jessica Simpson Vs. Vanessa Lachey ‘Baby Weight Battle!’

Letâs All Laugh At The National Enquirer Fabricating A Jessica Simpson Vs. Vanessa Lachey âBaby Weight Battle!â

New developments in the Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Saga! In a completely false plot twist, we’re now confronted with a delicious lady vendetta to add to those baby weight updates. According to complete nonsense, Jessica is in a massive baby weight shedding competition with Vanessa Lachey! And nothing smells stronger of sexist fiction than the words “baby weight showdown!” More »

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t See Any Money From Weight Watchers Until She Loses All The Pounds

Jessica Simpson Doesnât See Any Money From Weight Watchers Until She Loses All The Pounds

Umm, does Jessica Simpson have a lawyer? You’d think a woman who runs a nearly billion-dollar fashion empire would have a lawyer to look over contracts because this seems like a detail you’d want to look over a few times. On the premiere of Katie Couric’s new show Katie, Jessica told the host she won’t receive the any of the money from her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers until she reaches her target weight. More »

Weight Watchers Is Definitely Getting Their Money’s Worth With This Jessica Simpson Plug

Weight Watchers Is Definitely Getting Their Moneyâs Worth With This Jessica Simpson Plug

Jessica Simpson has officially kicked off her Weight Watchers spokesperson role with a fluffy piece in USA TODAY — and goodness, is she worth every single penny. Katie Couric should be jealous because the interview I envisioned for the new mother has already taken place, complete with “I’m just a regular mom like you” scripted lines, plugs about particular diets, and trainer name dropping. More »

Adele Demonstrates The Proper Way To Get Married and Have A Baby As A Celebrity By Shutting Up About It

Adele Demonstrates The Proper Way To Get Married and Have A Baby As A Celebrity By Shutting Up About It

Love means never having to blab endlessly about your celebrity baby bump or engagement, according to AdeleProving once again that she is amazing at keeping her lips shut unless she’s blowing all other pop singers out of the water, Adele is not only most likely in her third trimester of pregnancy, but now she’s a married woman too.  She and Simon Konecki apparently were wed at some point this summer. More »

Moms Shouldn’t Look To Celebrities As Role Models For Baby Weight Loss

Moms Shouldnât Look To Celebrities As Role Models For Baby Weight Loss

New mothers have been feeling a lot of stress lately. I mean, outside from the stress of caring for a newborn, trying to breastfeed, getting no sleep and listening to the most stressful sound in the universe. (That would be a baby crying.) Aside from that whole idea of keeping another human being alive that depends solely on you, there’s a new pressure facing new moms. That’s the pressure to lose all that baby weight almost immediately after giving birth. More »

Jessica Simpson Might Be Shedding Tears Along With That Baby Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Be Shedding Tears Along With That Baby Weight

The stress of new parenthood can bring anyone to tears. But add a global scrutiny about pregnancy weight, fat jokes, and pokes at “world’s longest pregnancy” and you have the dilemma of new mother Jessica Simpson. Not that I think the bump exploiting extraordinaire deserves much sympathy (aside from the weight criticism) for making breeding now central to her spotlight. But news that the 31-year-old is running up against that lucrative Weight Watchers deadline with tears just goes to show that no one should be profiting off a new mother’s weight loss. More »

Gaining A Ton Of Weight Is The New Career Savior For Celebrities

Gaining A Ton Of Weight Is The New Career Savior For Celebrities

This week it was announced that Jennifer Hudson will be launching a new clothing line for women with curves. Though Jennifer won an Oscar in 2007, it was her dramatic 80 pound weight loss and resulting Weight Watchers contract that really brought her career to a whole new level in the last few years. And then we are just counting down the days until Jessica Simpson loses weight with her $3 million Weight Watchers contract as a result of her much publicized pregnancy weight gain. Valerie Bertinelli is also sitting pretty with her Jenny Craig contract and who can keep track of how many times Janet Jackson (NutriSystem) gains and then loses weight and gets a commercial out of it. We can’t help but think with the average salary paid to celebrity endorsers for weight loss programs ranging from $500,000 to $3 million, is gaining weight when you are a celebrity and then landing a major business deal to lose it the new career savior? More »

Jessica Simpson Wants You Know She’s Still Sexing Her Fiancé — C-Section And All

Jessica Simpson Wants You Know Sheâs Still Sexing Her Fiancé â C-Section And All

Jessica Simpson may have scored a big People cover following the birth of Maxwell Drew Johnson, but that’s not all she and her massive mommy brand PR team are hoping you’ll take note of. The new mother has seasoned her first post-pregnant interview with an obligatory sex life update that seems to place her in Tori Spelling territory.

Jessica told the tabloid that she has gone against doctor’s orders about giving that c-section time to heal — and all because her fiance, Eric Johnson, is oh so desirable: More »

Behold The People Mag Cover Jessica Simpson Has Been Negotiating Her Entire Pregnancy

Behold The People Mag Cover Jessica Simpson Has Been Negotiating Her Entire Pregnancy

Jessica Simpson has hardly paused in keeping her mommy brand momentum going. The masterful bump profiteer may have seemed somewhat quiet in the weeks following her daughter’s birth, but a new People magazine cover confirms that the mother wasn’t just kicking back on maternity leave. She was hard at work negotiating a cover and debut photo spread of Maxwell Drew Johnson for a whopping $800,000. Who says (celebrity) motherhood doesn’t pay?

The issue will reportedly be on newsstands this Friday with plenty of images of the new baby and Jessica’s first post-pregnancy interview. While “BABY BLISS!” isn’t exactly what comes to my mind when envisioning a new mother at home with her newborn, People‘s piece will include such PR gems as “life has completely changed!” and “We can’t get enough!” More »