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Jessica is planning to finally marry Eric Johnson, the father of her children, soon after her baby boy (I remember it’s a boy because she talked about wieners and I was scarred for life) is born. It’s been over two years since Eric proposed, but those darned pregnancies kept getting in the way of their nuptials. More
Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the sex of her baby last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live by eloquently saying that she “never knew a wiener could make me nauseous.” Which I’m pretty sure means she’s having a boy. Or a hot dog. More
Jessica Simpson went on Ellen to talk about her latest pregnancy, and she continues to display her lack of understanding of how pregnancy — or, more specifically, the prevention of pregnancy — works. More
It’s been a tough year in the life of Ashlee Simpson, a woman previously known for such fits of whimsy as lip-synching on Saturday Night Live, the song La La, and naming her child Bronx Mowgli. If those are the things that Ashlee does when her life is going well, then what does she do when things get a little dicey? Welp, a lot of drinking, turns out. More
John Mayerappeared on CBS This Morning earlier today, primarily to discuss his vocal chord surgery and healing process. I, along with the rest of America, was more interested in what he had to say about his infamous toolbag interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy back in 2010, where he offended pretty much anyone with a vagina and also all black people. More
Last night on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Jessica Simpson demonstrated once again that Pape Joe almost definitely made her opt out of sex ed as a teen. More
Her belly already looks to be about the size of a lot of women’s bellies when they’re close to labor. And she supposedly lost all that baby weight on Weight Watchers, as evidenced by those new commercials with the really fast shots of her wearing an oversize shirt and half-concealed by a car, so it can’t all be left over from last time. More
We all heard the rumors that Jessica Simpson had another bun in the oven, but she officially announced it by tweeting a bizarre photo on Christmas. More
Jessica Simpson announced she’s pregnant again, and continues to make a career out of doing things most regular people do only with slightly bigger breasts. More
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Kourtney Kardashian's Ex Claims He Is Mason's Father And Demands Paternity Test
As you may have heard from um, EVERYONE, Kate Middleton is pregnant. Okay fine, allegedly pregnant. She hasn’t exactly announced it herself yet. But what is this, November 27th, 2012? Ever since a friend told Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson’s expecting baby #2, it’s become very en vogue to have a friend leak the news to the media. More
I have some handy suggestions for her (CLICK THROUGH TO SEE HER FIRST SKINNY PHOTO). More
Don’t you kind of love it when vocally homophobic people turn out to be gay? I’m not afraid to admit that I do. More
Jessica Simpson might have a lot on her plate right now, with Papa Joe Simpson allegedly preferring the company of young, blonde him-bos and all, but it seems like the one thing she doesn’t have on her plate these days is actual food. More
This could be the reason behind Joe Simpson‘s DUI and divorce. More
