Topic: Jessica-Simpson

Allow Jessica Simpson’s Latest Instagram Photo To Prove To You Just How Simple She Can Actually Get

Allow Jessica Simpson's Latest Instagram Photo To Prove To You Just How Simple She Can Actually Get

I know that it’s old hat to point out how dim Jessica Simpson is, but, as of right this second, consider me genuinely surprised by how simple a person can truly be. And that’s saying something, considering that fact that she’d already set the space cadet bar pretty high that time in 2003, when she legitimately could not comprehend how “Chicken of the Sea” could be a sensible name for a can of tuna. More »

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

I know you woke up this morning before your alarm went off in a cold sweat, heart racing, worried that you would never in your lifetime get to watch a video of Jessica Simpson hobbling drunkenly into and out of a nightclub. But I’m happy to inform you that there’s nothing to worry about, because TMZ has answered your hopes and dreams and prayers by releasing that exact video. More »