Topic: Jessica-Simpson

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

I know you woke up this morning before your alarm went off in a cold sweat, heart racing, worried that you would never in your lifetime get to watch a video of Jessica Simpson hobbling drunkenly into and out of a nightclub. But I’m happy to inform you that there’s nothing to worry about, because TMZ has answered your hopes and dreams and prayers by releasing that exact video. More »

11 Of John Mayer’s Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

11 Of John Mayer's Douchiest Reactions To Being Called A Douchebag

Happy birthday to John Mayer, who turns thirty-six today! Which is sooo crazy, because he doesn’t talk like he’s a day over fifteen! Zing. Maybe you guys have forgotten, because Katy Perry is a really great babysitter and keeps John mostly out of the media (and generously supplied with juice boxes), but he was really on a douchebaggery tear for a while there. More »