Topic: Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain’s Movie Sounds Super Effing Good, You Guys

Jessica Chastain has just signed on to a new movie, so that means she only has to agree to fourteen more in order to reach her 2014 quota! More »

Jessica Chastain May Not Have An Oscar, But She Does Have A Rich Italian Man Friend

This is just proof that when you hand Jessica Chastain a lemon in the form of not winning the Best Actress Oscar, that she’ll make she’ll make delicious, tanned, rich, attractive lemonade out of it, in the form of her hot Italian billionaire boyfriend Gian Luca Passi De Preposulo. More »

I’m 99.9% Sure That Jimmy Kimmel’s Annual Star-Studded Oscar Spoof Will Make You Laugh

This Jimmy Kimmel Movie: The Movie – V2 spoof will make you laugh. Possibly uproariously. And if you’re anything like me right now, you’re in the mood to laugh. Why? Because if I don’t spend my day laughing, I’ll certainly spend it crying. More »

Jessica Chastain Gives Us Proof That Zero Dark Thirty Really Is A True Story

Jessica Chastain is giving us more proof that Zero Dark Thirty is based on a true story by revealing more dirt about the female CIA operative that her character Maya is based on. More »

Jessica Chastain Forced To End Feud With Jennifer Lawrence Over New Mutual Enemy Emmanuelle Riva

Yeah, sure, Jessica. I think we all know what this is about. It looks like somebody has a new enemy to focus on. Did you think we wouldn’t notice that yesterday at the 2013 BAFTA Awards, both you and Jennifer Lawrence lost Best Actress to Amour star Emmanuelle Riva? More »

Proof That Jessica Chastain Is A Bad Actress — She Can’t Be Mean To Children

Ladies and gentlemen, we finally have proof that Academy Award nominee Jessica Chastain is a terrible actress — she physically cannot be mean to children, even when it’s her job. More »

Why Oh Why Did Jessica Chastain Say Yes To Mama

Why did this amazing actress read the script for Guillermo del Toro’s Mama and decide it was a good idea to take the role of angsty Annabel. It’s a weird movie and it’s a weird role and I’m not exactly sure what made her say yes to it. More »

Tom Hiddleston Must Not Be An Actor, Because Jessica Chastain Is Dating Him

Didn’t Jessica Chastain just say that she wasn’t gonna date actors? And now she’s rumored to be getting serious with Tom Hiddleston? What’s up with that? More »

Jennifer Lawrence May Actually Win Best Actress, You Guys

One day after the Academy Award nominations, people seem to think Jessica Chastain has it all locked up for her role in Zero Dark Thirty. But let’s not rule out Jennifer Lawrence, the dark horse for her work in Silver Linings Playbook. More »

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Jessica Chastain Has The Most Implausible Life Resolution, Claims She’ll Never Date An Actor

Jessica Chastain Has The Most Implausible Life Resolution, Claims Sheâ��ll Never Date An Actor

Why put this in print, Jessica?! What a rookie mistake. Only child stars are allowed to throw away such hasty comments. It’s like saying you’ll never do a nude scene when you’re 15, but then years later promise of an Oscar comes along and the clothes come off faster than you can say “action.” More »

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