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Just A Bunch Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Just A Bunch Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Autumn brings yellowing leaves cool breezes, but it also brings the scent of something unfamiliar on the air. What is that I smell? Is it…B-list celebrity? Or even C-list? It’s hard to tell from this distance, considering the aroma is coming all the way from Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, California, but it definitely has the reek of desperation. More »

9 Hot Celebrities Who Don’t Think They’re Hot

9 Hot Celebrities Who Donât Think Theyâre Hot

Oh, to be a beautiful, famous celebrity. Sometimes people compliment you on being totally hot, and you have to respond. What do you say? You can’t agree wholeheartedly, because then you look cocky. But you also can’t just say a simple “thank you” because then we all turn into Regina George and assume you agree anyway. So you deny it. But then we all roll our eyes and tell you to shut up because LOOK AT YOU. More »

Amy Poehler Is Adam Scott’s Stepmom In The A.C.O.D. Trailer, So Prepare To Obsess

Amy Poehler Is Adam Scott's Stepmom In The A.C.O.D. Trailer, So Prepare To Obsess

It premiered at Sundance earlier this year, and those of us normals who couldn’t make it to the festival finally have a trailer to watch. But here’s the catch. If you were expecting Adam and Amy to play another adorable couple like they do on Parks and Rec, think again. Amy plays Adam’s stepmom. And I’m totally unashamed to say I’m obsessed with it. More »

The Machete Kills Trailer Stars Every Controversial Celebrity Ever

The Machete Kills Trailer Stars Every Controversial Celebrity Ever

Imagine a world in which Charlie Sheen is the president. In which Sofia Vergara has nipple guns. In which Jessica Alba is actually given a movie role. And then imagine that there’s a movie director out there who’s actually still expecting you to watch that nonsense, and you have a pretty good idea what Robert Rodriguez is presenting in the new Machete Kills trailer. More »