Topic: Jersey Shore

This Photo Of Snooki Without Make-Up Makes Me Want To Re-Evaluate My Choices

Just when I thought I understood the world, Snooki goes and posts a picture of herself with no make up and her new baby, and I’m jealous of her life. More »

Jersey Shore: Ah, So This Is The Week When I Start Disliking The Situation Again

After my brief love affair with Jersey Shore‘s newly-rehabbed Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, I knew it was only a matter of time before he let me down again. And that time was this week. More »

Jersey Shore: Deena Cortese, You And Your Fake Teeth Need To Pull It Together

Somehow with Snooki preggers, Jenni and Roger fighting constantly, and Deena getting arrested, Sammi has become the least dramatic Jersey Shore girl. More »

Jersey Shore: Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Is The New Snooki

Ever since Snooki went and got herself knocked up before this season of Jersey Shore, there’s been an empty space in the house, and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is just the person to fill it. More »

You’ve Outgrown Jersey Shore When Sober Mike Sorrentino Is Your Favorite Character

I never would have predicted it, but my new favorite cast member on Jersey Shore is freshly-rehabbed Mike Sorrentino. I guess that means I’m outgrowing the show. More »

In Defense Of New Jersey (AKA Don’t Believe What You See On TV)

Misconceptions about New Jersey have spread like herpes in a whorehouse. In celebration of Made In Jersey, another new New Jersey show, let’s try to set some of the facts straight, shall we? More »

Reality Stars Make Stupid Amounts Of Money. Yes, Even Stupider Than You Thought

Sometimes when I watch reality TV, I think that no amount of money would ever be high enough for me to sell my soul in such a horrible and tasteless way. Then I hear how much they make and remember that privacy and dignity are totally overrated.
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We’re Not Exploiting Here Comes Honey Boo Boo By Watching, But TLC Could Be

When asked about her salary for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon says, “We’re making memories to last a lifetime.” OK Mama, but are you getting what you deserve compared to other reality stars? More »

People Cover Proves That Snooki Is Already Using Baby Lorenzo Like Her Personal ATM Card

Guess the bar in Snooki’s womb threw a 2-for-1 closing special on the night Baby Lorenzo Dominic LaValle decided to enter the world. Otherwise I don’t know how else to explain why the kid looks completely wasted in his first ever photo shoot for People. More »

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Jersey Shore Will End This Fall, But STDs Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving

MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall. I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore: Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More »

MTV Is Turning 31 And Acting More Middle-Aged Than Ever

When we were growing up, MTV was like your cool cousin who was five years older and knew everything about music. But now he’s somehow turned into your middle-aged, out-of-touch uncle who thinks you wanted JWoww & Snooki for Christmas. More »

Bachelor Pad Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Taltos Twins

Remember that drunken sorority girl who tried to steal your boyfriend in college and vomited on him instead? Well she’s on this season of Bachelor Pad, except there are two of her. Meet the Taltos twins: Brittany and Erica. More »

Snooki & JWOWW Surprisingly Shows A More Mature Side To The Former Party Girls

It is very rare for anyone to be able to say, “I can speak for everyone here…” accurately. But I think I can actually speak for everyone by saying, we were all shocked when we found out that Snooki is pregnant. And even more shocked to find out that MTV cast Snooki and JWOWW on a Jersey Shore spin-off simply called Snooki & JWOWW. How could these two guidettes — best known for boozing and smushing — possibly pull off their own show? And how could they do it with a pregnant Snooki.
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Deena From Jersey Shore Is One Sad Meatball In Her New Mugshot

Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore was arrested this past weekend for disorderly conduct, and we’re ready and waiting to critique her just-released mugshot. More »

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