Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino dumped his girlfriend Paula Pickard last night on Jersey Shore, and I have never been more baffled by a break up. More
Topic: Jersey Shore
You could Google Paula Pickard, Mike Sorrentino‘s girlfriend on Jersey Shore, or you could just watch the episode and let her teach you about life. More
Just when I thought I understood the world, Snooki goes and posts a picture of herself with no make up and her new baby, and I’m jealous of her life. More
After my brief love affair with Jersey Shore‘s newly-rehabbed Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, I knew it was only a matter of time before he let me down again. And that time was this week. More
Too soon? More
Somehow with Snooki preggers, Jenni and Roger fighting constantly, and Deena getting arrested, Sammi has become the least dramatic Jersey Shore girl. More
Ever since Snooki went and got herself knocked up before this season of Jersey Shore, there’s been an empty space in the house, and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is just the person to fill it. More
I never would have predicted it, but my new favorite cast member on Jersey Shore is freshly-rehabbed Mike Sorrentino. I guess that means I’m outgrowing the show. More
Misconceptions about New Jersey have spread like herpes in a whorehouse. In celebration of Made In Jersey, another new New Jersey show, let’s try to set some of the facts straight, shall we? More
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THIS Is What Teenage Boys Are Insecure About
Sometimes when I watch reality TV, I think that no amount of money would ever be high enough for me to sell my soul in such a horrible and tasteless way. Then I hear how much they make and remember that privacy and dignity are totally overrated.
When asked about her salary for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon says, “We’re making memories to last a lifetime.” OK Mama, but are you getting what you deserve compared to other reality stars? More
Guess the bar in Snooki’s womb threw a 2-for-1 closing special on the night Baby Lorenzo Dominic LaValle decided to enter the world. Otherwise I don’t know how else to explain why the kid looks completely wasted in his first ever photo shoot for People. More
MTV announced this afternoon that the “sun will set on the shore” after Jersey Shore‘s sixth and final season airs this fall. I was planning on reminiscing over the fist pumps, baby bumps, alcohol poisoning, closeted cast members, the awful impression Italy now has of America, domestic disturbances, Guidettes and meatballs, but no– something else caught my eye while reading about the epic conclusion of the Jersey Shore: Each cast member has a clause in his or her contract regarding STDs. More
I was worried, but it looks like everybody came through because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s new son Lorenzo Dominic with fiance Jionni LaValle was born this morning, and thus has a different birthday than me. More