But like, seriously guys, this is a total whatever of a thing. You show me two brothers who’ve never slept with the same woman and I’ll show you a unicorn that I found sleeping inside a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow who just won the lottery. More
Topic: Jeremiah Raber
Like the rest of America, I spent all last week on the edge of my seat waiting to see the scandalous video of Kate Stoltzfus that surfaced on Breaking Amish last week. Everyone freaked out so much when they saw it, I naturally assumed that saw someone caught her committing a crime on camera. More
On this week’s very special episode of Breaking Amish, we get some wonderful insight into Jeremiah Raber’s romantic side. Oh did I say romantic side? I just meant the side that he uses when he wants to have sex with someone. More
While they arrived in Florida expecting to re-enact select scenes from Spring Breakers, they instead ended up finding out that entire Amish community down there hates them too. More
I think it’s fair to say that there’s no character on TV right now more complex than Abe’s mother on Breaking Amish. Not only does her reason for being on the show make absolutely no sense, but her acting skills leave much to be desired. Hence why she’ll soon be America’s new favorite reality star! Okay, maybe not soon. And maybe not favorite, but she’s going to be a reality star on this season of Breaking Amish, come hell or high water or SHUNNING. More
After months of waiting around for Breaking Amish: Brave New World to premiere, we finally go to reunite with our favorite rag-tag group of former Amishonnites last night. The whole gang’s back in action and seemingly ready to return to contradicting their words with their actions right off the bat. More
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Did you know that Breaking Amish returns this very Sunday. Yep, that’s right. All your favorite former Amish kids (and their token Mennonite friend) are back to test our Internet stalking skills again with their Florida spin-off, Breaking Amish: Brave New World. As if the show wasn’t already a complete shitshow, they’re going to Florida. Ten bucks says Jeremiah convinces Abe to wrestle an alligator during the premiere. More
They’re moving the worst people on TV to the worst state in the country. Like everything else TLC does, it’s evil and genius and it’s therefore going to be a hit. More
The cast of Breaking Amish can twist the truth as much at they want now that the show’s over, but it still doesn’t mean what they’re saying makes any sense More
Just when I thought I had everyone on Breaking Amish figured out, Rebecca Byler drops the fact that she has a baby girl during the season finale. Sure we found out a few episodes ago that she’s a divorced lady, but she conveniently left out the fact that she’s also a mother. A MOTHER! That’s a huge detail about someone. More
For the first time all season I feel like we’re finally seeing real drama go down. Sure they’re still working off of a script and sure Abe’s hunky-dory-golly-gosh attitude is still driving me up the wall, but I think the fights are real and I think the tears are real. And if that’s not the reason to watch reality TV, then I’ve been doing it wrong for years. More