Topic: Jeremiah Raber

Abe’s Mother Is Actually Attempting A Reality TV Star Career On Breaking Amish

I think it’s fair to say that there’s no character on TV right now more complex than Abe’s mother on Breaking Amish. Not only does her reason for being on the show make absolutely no sense, but her acting skills leave much to be desired. Hence why she’ll soon be America’s new favorite reality star! Okay, maybe not soon. And maybe not favorite, but she’s going to be a reality star on this season of Breaking Amish, come hell or high water or SHUNNING. More »

It Might Be A Brave New World For Breaking Amish, But It’s Still The Same Old Script

After months of waiting around for Breaking Amish: Brave New World to premiere, we finally go to reunite with our favorite rag-tag group of former Amishonnites last night. The whole gang’s back in action and seemingly ready to return to contradicting their words with their actions right off the bat. More »

In Honor Of The Return Of Breaking Amish, Let’s Talk About All The Times They Broke The Truth

Did you know that Breaking Amish returns this very Sunday. Yep, that’s right. All your favorite former Amish kids (and their token Mennonite friend) are back to test our Internet stalking skills again with their Florida spin-off, Breaking Amish: Brave New World. As if the show wasn’t already a complete shitshow, they’re going to Florida. Ten bucks says Jeremiah convinces Abe to wrestle an alligator during the premiere. More »

Breaking Amish Attempts To Become Even More Hate-Watchable By Filming Season 2 In Florida

They’re moving the worst people on TV to the worst state in the country. Like everything else TLC does, it’s evil and genius and it’s therefore going to be a hit. More »

The Lies Of The Breaking Amish Reunion Proves They Didn’t Need To Script The Season

The cast of Breaking Amish can twist the truth as much at they want now that the show’s over, but it still doesn’t mean what they’re saying makes any sense More »

Breaking Amish Season Finale Reveals Rebecca Has A Baby With A Mystery Father

Just when I thought I had everyone on Breaking Amish figured out, Rebecca Byler drops the fact that she has a baby girl during the season finale. Sure we found out a few episodes ago that she’s a divorced lady, but she conveniently left out the fact that she’s also a mother. A MOTHER! That’s a huge detail about someone. More »

When Jeremiah’s Not Breaking Amish, He’s Probably Breaking Restraining Orders

For the first time all season I feel like we’re finally seeing real drama go down. Sure they’re still working off of a script and sure Abe’s hunky-dory-golly-gosh attitude is still driving me up the wall, but I think the fights are real and I think the tears are real. And if that’s not the reason to watch reality TV, then I’ve been doing it wrong for years. More »

Everyone Gets Shunned On Breaking Amish For Being Bad Actors

Angry Sidenote: WAS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW MARRIED BEFORE THIS? More »

Of Course Rebecca From Breaking Amish Has Been Married Before

Breaking Amish continues to be full of more secrets and more mysteries than every single Boxcar Children book combined. More »

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Everyone’s Having Sex On Breaking Amish, Except Kate Because She’s Clinically Insane

Last night Breaking Amish turned into every hot tub scene from every season of Real World. Everyone’s hooking up with everyone and it won’t be long before someone loses it and cries uncontrollably over all the scripted drama. More »

Everything On Breaking Amish Is Scripted, Except For Jeremiah Raber Being A Misogynistic Asshole

Jeremiah angrily explains the “Bros before Hos” code to Abe. He’s just so annoyed he even has to explain this to Abe at all because it’s so obvious. But it all goes over Abe’s head. Mostly because he’s probably thinking about bros versus gardening hoes. And aren’t those actually two things that go together? How can you hoe without a bro? More »

The Only Thing Crazier Than Kate On Breaking Amish Is The Fact Jeremiah ‘Broke Amish’ 14 Years Go

Looks like the scriptwriters over at Breaking Amish headquarters realized their show needed more drama, more sex and more crazy eyes. Because everyone knows that no reality show’s complete until someone suffers from a televised mental breakdown. More »

Breaking Amish Reminds Us That Satan Is All Over New York City

Just when I started feeling safe living in New York City, Breaking Amish reminds me that Satan lives here. No matter where you live in the city and where you go, Satan will always be with you. Sometimes he poses as the hot dog vendor with hot dogs that smell too good to be true and other times he poses as the TLC camera crew. And sometimes, when he’s feeling especially vindictive, he’s just the pigeon that craps on you while you’re walking to work. Oh Satan! More »

TLC Plans To Address Those Pesky Rumors About Breaking Amish Being Fake

Well, looks like TLC heard about these rumors and decided to address them — and they decided to address them somewhat vaguely in a statement from the network More »

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