Topic: Jason Sudeikis

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More »

Jason Sudeikis Doesn’t Know If He’ll Return To SNL, So That’s Really Helpful

Jason Sudeikis Doesn't Know If He'll Return To SNL, So That's Really Helpful

He confessed this on The View, where Barbara Walters was all, “What the hell’s going on with you and SNL, dude?” And Jason was all, “Blah blah blah non-answer, blah blah blah.” And Barbara was all, “You better answer my question, good sir,” and Jason was all, “I sincerely don’t know at this point.” That last quote was real. The other ones just happened in my head. More »

Who Is The Tom Hanks Of Our Generation?

Who Is The Tom Hanks Of Our Generation?

The acting versatility, the flawless career choices, the handsome but not overbearing looks, the back-to-back Best Actor Oscars, the likeability, and perhaps rarest of all in Hollywood, the emergence from a somewhat fractured childhood to general goodguydom, complete with an almost 24-year marriage. Can there ever be another? We’re not sure, but if there is going to be, these are the up-and-coming stars who are in the running. More »

Can Jason Sudeikis Please Stop Saying Yes to Everything?

Can Jason Sudeikis Please Stop Saying Yes to Everything?

It could be argued 2011 has been a banner year for Jason Sudeikis in that he was literally everywhere. No sooner did the Hall Pass billboards come down, than the Horrible Bosses trailer started running on full rotation. I’m not necessarily complaining about seeing his handsome mug all over the subway, but after the dust of Horrible Bosses cleared, we’re still left with yet another Sudeikis vehicle premiering this weekend: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. If the title doesn’t tip you off to its subject matter, allow the press release: More »