Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More
Topic: Jason Sudeikis
He confessed this on The View, where Barbara Walters was all, “What the hell’s going on with you and SNL, dude?” And Jason was all, “Blah blah blah non-answer, blah blah blah.” And Barbara was all, “You better answer my question, good sir,” and Jason was all, “I sincerely don’t know at this point.” That last quote was real. The other ones just happened in my head. More
There’s brunette stripper Jen, there’s platinum blonde stripper Jen, there’s stripper Jen in black undies, there’s stripper Jen in lacy nude undies, there’s stripper Jen with water on her. There’s a lot of stripper Jen, okay? More
There’s nothing in this world that makes me feel better than a gorgeous gazelle of a model / actress talking about being unattractive, so I feel pretty great about Olivia Wilde saying she’s ‘not beautiful enough’ for fiance Jason Sudeikis. More
Funny guys usually have good luck getting a hot girl to spend the night with them every now and then, but Saturday Night Live‘s Jason Sudeikis gets them to spend eternity with him. More
New reports suggest that the relationship between Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis may be ‘on the rocks’. It’s either that or you’re getting married — pick one. More
It’s a true Christmas miracle for reasonably attractive, hilarious guys everywhere: Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are apparently secretly engaged and planning to marry in the extremely romantic destination of Kansas City. More
I’m pretty obsessed with Louis CK, but I was not obsessed with the way he handled the sketches he didn’t like on Saturday Night Live last night. More
When did Jennifer Aniston stop playing dynamic leads and instead just got cast in the same tired movie over and over? Because there is nothing about her new movie We’re the Millers that makes me think it’s any different from Just Go With It or her other recent drivel. More
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The acting versatility, the flawless career choices, the handsome but not overbearing looks, the back-to-back Best Actor Oscars, the likeability, and perhaps rarest of all in Hollywood, the emergence from a somewhat fractured childhood to general goodguydom, complete with an almost 24-year marriage. Can there ever be another? We’re not sure, but if there is going to be, these are the up-and-coming stars who are in the running. More
How does Jason Sudeikis manage to bag so many hot actresses? First January Jones and now Olivia Wilde—the two were spotted at a Kansas University basketball game and then getting coffee in New York on New Year’s Day. More
It could be argued 2011 has been a banner year for Jason Sudeikis in that he was literally everywhere. No sooner did the Hall Pass billboards come down, than the Horrible Bosses trailer started running on full rotation. I’m not necessarily complaining about seeing his handsome mug all over the subway, but after the dust of Horrible Bosses cleared, we’re still left with yet another Sudeikis vehicle premiering this weekend: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. If the title doesn’t tip you off to its subject matter, allow the press release: More
This year has already seen several comedies marketed to men in which belabored husbands get to take a break from marriage. You had Hall Pass early in the year, wherein Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis‘ wives gave them carte blanche for a whole week. Today’s big release is The Change-Up, in which Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switch bodies. Not surprisingly, Reynolds gets the short end of the stick, while Bateman gets to run around as a hot single guy, and catch the attention of his crush Olivia Wilde.
However, both of these movies have one very important thing in common: The guy who’s all talk but never follows through. We’d go so far as to say he’s neutered… and the producers seem to be banking on him as the female moviegoers’ ultimate fantasy. More