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Whatever happened to the days of sending Justin Timberlake a picture you drew of him with macaroni glued down to the paper as his hair because that’s what his hair looked like back then anyway? Or what about a good old-fashioned acrostic poem? Hell, even throwing underwear onstage at a concert seems so totally normal these days. More
Sometimes a twitter trending topic comes along that’s so dumb it’s genius. The latest of these is #replacebandnameswithorgasms, and it’s even better when the person doesn’t quite get it. Here are some of my favorite iterations of the meme that I’ve seen. (“30 Seconds To Orgasm” is one of them, which is why I’ve used Jared Leto‘s lovely face for the main photo.) More
Jared Leto‘s visual pun of making a yardstick his penis is impossibly clever. Almost too clever, really. Like, he should probably be abducted by the government, studied, then clone to create a race of very clever super people. More
Jared Leto and his 30 Seconds to Mars bandmates sure did wear some clothes to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast, Ireland yesterday. At the very least, you can say that these guys wore clothes — all of them at once, even. More
Oh, Jared Leto, you’re such an iconoclast with your badass skull t-shirts and your fingerless gloves. Wherever do you find such unique and subversive artifacts? Could it be at the teen clothier chain Hot Topic? We were curios how much of Jared’s wardrobe we could find close approximations of at the HT online store, and the answered turned out the be, “All of it.” More
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Jared Leto wore a dress to the VMAs! And Lady Gaga wore a dirty t-shirt. Somewhere in between were a couple of insane, cartoonish outfits from Katy Perry. Here they are, the eight most ridiculous uniforms from last night’s show. More
Hey, Jared Leto, wanna get a hotel room for a night? No funny stuff, just a little pay-per-view, a pizza, and some bed jumping. We can play ding dong ditch with the neighbors, and in the morning we’ll wake up early to go steal donuts from the continental breakfast. Best night ever, Jared Leto! More
Jared Leto is a cuddly little wolf, you guys. He’s just, a soft, cute, cuddly wolf, who wants nothing more than to reach over with his tiny paws and pet you gently on the face. So lean in close, and Jared will touch you, and then he’ll kiss you, and then he’ll rip your fucking head off and write a song about it.
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We can’t seem to reconcile the way we feel about Jared Leto‘s face with the way we feel about Jared Leto’s personality. And also his ridiculous band. Plus, what’s up with the hair? Cool jacket though, right?
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Happy Cinco de Mayo! We’ll be celebrating with non-alcoholic tequila shots, aka water. But if you’re feeling more spirited than us, here are some celebrities in sombreros to get your holiday started right. America! More
Omg, you guys, James Durbin is the next Jared Leto. And by that we mean he sang a 30 Seconds to Mars song on American Idol. Apparently he did a good job, but we were too distracted by disbelief to actually pay attention. 30 Seconds to Mars, people! More
Yep, just some cute boys with acoustic guitars. Now we’re going to take a nap and imagine they all wrote songs about us. Wish us luck! More
Yesterday marked the 17th anniversary of Kurt Cobain‘s death, and everybody’s favorite 30 Seconds to Mars member, Jared Leto, thought a fitting tribute would be to release footage of himself as Kurt. Apparently Jared film the video years ago as a sort of audition for a Cobain biopic project, but it just reads like weird fan fiction to us. Yikes! More
