Topic: James Middleton

The 8 Biggest Overstatements from TLC’s ‘Crazy About Pippa’

The 8 Biggest Overstatements from TLC's 'Crazy About Pippa'

It took less than four months, but now there’s an hour-long special devoted entirely to Pippa Middleton, and it’s just as bad as you would think: Stalker-like attention to the details of her childhood, uninformed guesses on her love life and marriage prospects, and hyperbole about her status as a fashion icon and owner of a splendid ass. For Crazy About Pippa, TLC relied on various bloggers, British historians, and the Middletons’ (less attractive) cousin Katrina Darling to blurt out statements as ridiculous as they are patently untrue. Here are our favorites. More »

Snap This: Entertainment Weekly Burns James Middleton

Snap This: Entertainment Weekly Burns James Middleton

It’ll take more than a crop of nude photos to keep James Middleton in the news. According to Entertainment Weekly’s Shaw Report, which rates the week’s hot news and what trends or celebrities are already stale, the youngest Middleton kid (he’s only 23) doesn’t even warrant a mention by name. Maybe since he’s the sole male child, or because the cake-making entrepreneur already had his moment in the sun. More »

Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos

Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos

Consider James Middleton‘s leaked nude photos his audition, because Vivid Entertainment co-chair Steven Hirsch has approached James, offering $1 million for him to appear in just one scene of an upcoming porn movie. Pippa Middleton got an even more jaw-dropping offer: $5 million for a single scene! Hirsch sent her a letter saying that he thought her “beauty and attitude” would take her far in the adult industry. (The photos of her dancing in her bra and a skirt probably helped, too.) More »

Fan Fiction: James Middleton’s Annotated Royal Wedding Itinerary

Fan Fiction: James Middleton's Annotated Royal Wedding Itinerary

Hey, cool, we got our hands on James Middleton‘s annotated copy of the royal wedding itinerary. Who’s James Middleton? He’s Kate‘s little brother, a 23-year-old cake making entrepreneur who’s marked by blind ambition and brazen social climbing. He’s been called the next Richard Branson! Oh, and he also has a habit of dressing up in gowns and French maid costumes. Enjoy: More »