Topic: james-marsden

The First Trailer For The Butler Has Oscar Written All Over It

The First Trailer For The Butler Has Oscar Written All Over It

Why hello, Mr. Oscar. I’ve been wondering when you were finally going to pop back up and grace us with your golden presence this year. Ever since you went home with the likes of Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence a couple of months ago I’ve barely even heard your name. But now that I’ve watched the first trailer for The Butler, I know you haven’t disappeared entirely. More »

Your Official Guide To The North American ‘Himbo’…Aka Why Taylor Kitsch Will Never Be Famous

Your Official Guide To The North American 'Himbo'...Aka Why Taylor Kitsch Will Never Be Famous

What is a ‘himbo’, you might ask? Why, it’s the male version of a ‘bimbo’! You know, a hot guy with nothing worthwhile going on mentally. The example that Urbandictionary.com gives is Kevin Federline — presumably from before he went to ChubTown — but he wormed his way in with Britney Spears, so the powers of the modern himbo are not to be underestimated. Read on for your guide to the North American Himbo and an intimate look into my himbo dating history. More »

Hot Shot: James Marsden Is Band Of Outsiders’ New Face

Hot Shot: James Marsden Is Band Of Outsiders' New Face

Hey, we think we slept with this guy once! Just kidding, that’s James Marsden, not that dude with the $400-a-month studio apartment by the Hollywood freeway* who thought that five crates of records and a dying cactus counted as furniture. Yes indeed, that’s James Marsden, Hollywood actor, living out some I-sleep-til-noon-and-then-I-talk-about-music-and-philosophy-at-the-coffee-shop-with-Scientologists fantasy like he’s trapped inside a Warren Zevon song. James Marsden, selling clothes by stealing the persona off of the dude who draws your portrait on a napkin at the bar while listening to his own band on his iPod, even though something totally good like The National or Warren Zevon is on the stereo.

Whatever — he’s still hot, and we’d still sleep with him (again). More »