Topic: james franco

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

The This Is The End Red Band Trailer Just Made Me Laugh, And That Confuses Me

The This Is The End Red Band Trailer Just Made Me Laugh, And That Confuses Me

When I started the trailer, I was only mildly amused. Ha ha, Michael Cera is flirting with Rihanna, and then a guy gets cocaine in his face. Isn’t it all so irreverent and hilarious? But then the apocalypse started happening and I lost control. What does that say about me? That I’m amused by the idea of the world ending? That I enjoy goofy celebrities running screaming out of James Franco’s house? Whatever it is, I giggled through a good chunk of the trailer after that. More »

James Franco Claims He Could’ve Totes Had Sex With Lindsay Lohan

James Franco Claims He Could've Totes Had Sex With Lindsay Lohan

With this new Howard Stern interview that’s out, James Franco is having quite the exciting day. First he said he understood where people were coming from who hate Anne Hathaway (but they’re still really good friends, you guys), and now he’s publicly confirming the rumor that he totes could’ve banged Lindsay Lohan back in the day but DIDN’T. Because he’s a strong, powerful man with eyes in his head, who saw where this train was heading. More »