Topic: James Deen

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan’s First Post-Rehab Outing

We now know that she’ll be present at the Venice Film Festival this August when her film The Canyons (co-starring porn star James Deen) premieres. What will happen? Will rehab have changed her? Will she be the same ol’ LiLo? I’ve put together a list of a few things I’d like to see happen at this newly announced post-rehab outing. I believe all of them are extremely likely. I’m not saying they’re all gonna definitely happen, except that I am. More »

Someone Really Needs To Explain How Porn Works To Farrah Abraham And Her Parents

Fresh off of a DUI that she took absolutely zero responsibility for, Farrah Abraham is now taking her new boobs and her new face and starting a new career as a porn star! More »

10 Dark Horse Candidates For People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.

*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People. More »

James Deen Takes The Mandatory Condom Law As An Opportunity To Travel For Future Porn Adventures

Did you know that adult performer James Deen did a Reddit AMA on why Measure B — which forces porn stars to wear condoms — shouldn’t be passed? More »

The Bret Easton Ellis/Lindsay Lohan Lovefest May Finally Be Over

The best part of this story is not that Lindsay Lohan missed a day of work for The Canyons, but that Bret Easton Ellis was surprised. More »

As If The Canyons Weren’t Weird Enough, The Teaser Trailer Plays Like A Cheesy Horror Movie

For a movie about sex, The Canyons‘ teaser trailer sure pokes a lot of fun at horror and propaganda exploitation films. More »

Maybe The Best Man To Play Christian Grey Is Porn Star James Deen

Bret Easton Ellis claims that James Deen is a frontrunner to play Christian Grey, but many Fifty Shades of Grey fans are violently opposed and are tweeting negative responses to the porn star… who hasn’t even said if he’s interested or not! Would you want a porn star to play Christian? More »

Lindsay Lohan Refused To Bare Her Boobs For The Canyons Unless The Men On Set Took Off Their Clothes, Too

Oh, LiLo. Just when I think you’re a lost cause, you turn around and do something funny and mischievous that makes me think there’s still a cool person in there, buried somewhere beneath the layers of prescription drugs and facial fillers. More »

Video: First Trailer For The Canyons Surprisingly Devoid Of LiLo, Humans In General

But it’s got a great Dum Dum Girls song in it, so I enjoyed it. Click through to see/hear! More »

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We’ve Found James Deen’s Next Project: Chuck Palahniuk’s Twisted Porn-And-Death Book Snuff

Wouldn’t James Deen be perfect to play Mr. 72 in Chuck Palahniuk‘s novel-turned-movie Snuff? I could see him as the doe-eyed youngster who visits porn star Cassie Wright on the set of her final gangbang, thinking she’s the mother who put him up for adoption. More »

Bret Easton Ellis Casts Lindsay Lohan Opposite Porn Star James Deen

Keep your paws off my internet boyfriend, Lindsay Lohan! More »